003; video

[beathach]

Who: Charles and Hank + You Losers
Broadcast: Video
Action: SS Blameless
When: Right Now

[two old nerds appear on screen, unboxing a large colouring create with "Congratulations On Your One Year Anniversary!" written on the side in big, bold letters. Inside appears to be plushies of DNA, antibodies, and other related paraphernalia.

Of course, while doing this they're sharing the popular "rumors" about them out loud, for their own amusement. Or bemusement, either or]

Let’s see . . . 'Aliens stole Charles' hair.' I can’t say that’s wrong.

In a manner of speaking, sure.

What else . . . 'Hank is a beast in bed'. Hank, you sly devil.

—No comment.

Hmm. 'Hank and Charles are the perfect couple'. I think our students got a hold of this one.

Huh. I just read one lamenting our divorce.

Hold on, what’s this?

[ Charles pulls out a business card ]

Well now . . . I guess I’ll be keeping this.

[Hank's response is to burst into laughter. What a helper]

Comments

[axiomed]

[ His lips twitches. ]

We'd make the perfect team?

[athru]

Something like that. [ She can't fight back her own little smile. ] It would be dangerous.

[axiomed]

Of course. We wouldn't want to make the rest of the Fleet look bad.

[athru]

It would just be embarrassing for them, wouldn't it?

[axiomed]

Absolutely. And that's just unfair to them.

[athru]

The things we do for the greater good.

[axiomed]

[ There's a pause as he looks her over. ]

I think we've done enough.

[athru]

[ Raven just gives him a look. ]

I was joking, Charles.

[axiomed]

[ His expression turns sheepish. ]

I apologize then.

[athru]

I don't know what I'm going to do with you.

[axiomed]

[ He shrugs. ]

My sense of humour fails me these days. I'm out of touch.

[athru]

You've been out of touch since you were fourteen.

[axiomed]

Now that's just rude, Raven.

[athru]

You're getting better? You know I don't mean it really?

[axiomed]

[ He chuckles. ]

That one I caught. Not to worry.

[athru]

[ All she can do is smile at him, beaming. ]

I need to come over and show you what I got from the planet, by the way.

[axiomed]

What you got from the planet . . . ?

[athru]

Hank and I went through one of those strange dungeons. I should show you what we found.

[axiomed]

We're in the lab on the Blameless. You can come by.

[athru]

Where else would you be?

[ But she's grinning. ]

I'll be there in five.

[axiomed]

I'll be waiting.

[athru]

[ It doesn't take her too long to show up and when she appears it's with a smile, leaning down to wrap her arms around whatever part of Charles she can reach. ]

Hi.

[axiomed]

[ He presses a kiss to her cheek. ]

Hello, love.

[athru]

Fancy seeing you here. [ She's quick to grab her chair - she spends enough time in here, after all - so she can settle down and rest her head on his arm. ] Had any other interesting replies?

[axiomed]

Not particularly. Though everyone was very interested in our plush toys.