003; video

[beathach]

Who: Charles and Hank + You Losers
Broadcast: Video
Action: SS Blameless
When: Right Now

[two old nerds appear on screen, unboxing a large colouring create with "Congratulations On Your One Year Anniversary!" written on the side in big, bold letters. Inside appears to be plushies of DNA, antibodies, and other related paraphernalia.

Of course, while doing this they're sharing the popular "rumors" about them out loud, for their own amusement. Or bemusement, either or]

Let’s see . . . 'Aliens stole Charles' hair.' I can’t say that’s wrong.

In a manner of speaking, sure.

What else . . . 'Hank is a beast in bed'. Hank, you sly devil.

—No comment.

Hmm. 'Hank and Charles are the perfect couple'. I think our students got a hold of this one.

Huh. I just read one lamenting our divorce.

Hold on, what’s this?

[ Charles pulls out a business card ]

Well now . . . I guess I’ll be keeping this.

[Hank's response is to burst into laughter. What a helper]

Comments

[benames]

they look squishy

are they squishy

[ this is very important, charles. ]

[axiomed]

Very squishy.

[benames]

oh man

finally someone gets a gift from those losers that's worth it

I never got anything

with my luck, they'll give me turnips or something.

[axiomed]

Why turnips?

[benames]

bc they're gross

I mean

do you know anyone who goes all

HEY COOL TURNIPS?

[axiomed]

I'm sure there must be one turnip lover around.

[benames]

I challenge you to make them admit it.

won't happen.

no one likes turnips.

I mean some people probably don't know what it looks like. what do you even do with them, anyway?

[axiomed]

You'd lose. I can literally make someone do that.

And there would be plenty of people here who appreciate food. Especially fresh vegetables.

[benames]

dude that would be cheating

also they're not a vegetable.

[axiomed]

Yes, but I'd still win.

Are they not a root vegetable?

[benames]

nope :|

[axiomed]

When did this happen?

[benames]

since always

turnips aren't veggies

turnips are just gross.

[ and 'gross' is a food group as far as cisco ramon is concerned. ]

[axiomed]

[ really ]

Truly a scientific deduction.

[benames]

look

it's a well known fact.

[axiomed]

You'd fit in with my students.

[benames]

they also hate turnips?

[axiomed]

That and they're all teenagers.

[benames]

oy

i'm not a teenager.

[ well, not physically. ]

[axiomed]

Are you saying you don't like teenagers?

[benames]

dunno

don't know that many.

[axiomed]

I suppose my students are a little more unique. They're mutants like myself.