text.

[delincuente]

Who: Alex Russo and YOU
Broadcast: Fleetwide text
Action: N/A
When: April 24th

hey
guess what's gonna happen in seven days


[That's it. That's the whole post.]

Comments

[continuousgroaning]

attacking noodle monsters?

[delincuente]

you know what
yeah
yeah, we'll go with that
they're my favorite boy band

[save_the_souls]

...You're cooking ramen?

[?????]

[continuousgroaning]

oh. mine's boyz 4 now.

that seems like kind of a weird name for a boy band, though

[stefanged]

[ . . . ]

Why am I not surprised.

[delincuente]

boyz 4 now?
are they not gonna be there later or something?

[delincuente]

yes, ranger
i'm cooking ramen
that's the big surprise
because i actually know how to cook and stuff

[delincuente]

what no congratulations on my extremely clever and nuanced joke

[save_the_souls]

It's Allen.

Actually that is rather a surprise.

[mrfancyhat]

Is this supposed to be impressive?

[He thinks she's making instant ramen.]

[stefanged]

No, because then I'd have to acknowledge why I get it.

I'm wondering if it's a little too nuanced for this crowd.

[huaaaaagh]

you're starting college?

[SUCH MEDIOCRE NOODLES]

[delincuente]

i was being sarcastic
these things really need some kind of font for that

[delincuente]

so far everyone just thinks i'm making ramen
or going to college
which is the real joke

[stefanged]

No, it's not. You'd kick art school's ass and you know it.

[delincuente]

extremely
it's so impressive that it's just going over your head
you'll wake up next week like, "oh man, that's the raddest thing i've ever seen"

[delincuente]

dude, as if
i only graduated high school out of blackmail

[delincuente]

even art school has like deadlines and rules and stuff
showing up for class was never my thing

[mrfancyhat]

Doubtful. If it's supposed to be some kind of joke, it's clearly not a very good one.

[huaaaaagh]

blackmail? I haven't heard that one

[save_the_souls]

Oh.

Yeah, they do. But aren't those faces for that too?

[stefanged]

Make it your thing. If you like it enough, wouldn't that motivate you into going?

[continuousgroaning]

i think it's because they're only going to be boys for a relatively short period of time??

i've never thought about it all that much

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[arcanepower]

Freeze-dried garbage pressed into the shape of noodles?

[delincuente]

you've gotta ask yourself the real questions, tina
this is what being an adult is all about