text.

[delincuente]

Who: Alex Russo and YOU
Broadcast: Fleetwide text
Action: N/A
When: April 24th

hey
guess what's gonna happen in seven days


[That's it. That's the whole post.]

Comments

[continuousgroaning]

attacking noodle monsters?

[delincuente]

you know what
yeah
yeah, we'll go with that
they're my favorite boy band

[continuousgroaning]

oh. mine's boyz 4 now.

that seems like kind of a weird name for a boy band, though

[delincuente]

boyz 4 now?
are they not gonna be there later or something?

[save_the_souls]

...You're cooking ramen?

[?????]

[delincuente]

yes, ranger
i'm cooking ramen
that's the big surprise
because i actually know how to cook and stuff

[save_the_souls]

It's Allen.

Actually that is rather a surprise.

[delincuente]

i was being sarcastic
these things really need some kind of font for that

[stefanged]

[ . . . ]

Why am I not surprised.

[delincuente]

what no congratulations on my extremely clever and nuanced joke

[stefanged]

No, because then I'd have to acknowledge why I get it.

I'm wondering if it's a little too nuanced for this crowd.

[mrfancyhat]

Is this supposed to be impressive?

[He thinks she's making instant ramen.]

[delincuente]

extremely
it's so impressive that it's just going over your head
you'll wake up next week like, "oh man, that's the raddest thing i've ever seen"

[mrfancyhat]

Doubtful. If it's supposed to be some kind of joke, it's clearly not a very good one.

[huaaaaagh]

you're starting college?

[SUCH MEDIOCRE NOODLES]

[delincuente]

dude, as if
i only graduated high school out of blackmail

[huaaaaagh]

blackmail? I haven't heard that one

text;

[arcanepower]

Freeze-dried garbage pressed into the shape of noodles?

[delincuente]

hey
that's offensive to freeze-dried garbage

Text

[survivalistcookbook]

You're stealing our ramen noodle seasoning packets.

You monster.

[delincuente]

that's right
i'm combining them altogether to make the saltiest bowl of soup in history

[survivalistcookbook]

You know, I don't think I actually want to ask about the association between May Day and salty food.

[geonomy]

ew

[delincuente]

dude
clay
you of all people

[geonomy]

dude come on

do u kno how much sodium r in those things

gross