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[delincuente]

Who: Alex Russo and YOU
Broadcast: Fleetwide text
Action: N/A
When: April 24th

hey
guess what's gonna happen in seven days


[That's it. That's the whole post.]

Comments

[mrfancyhat]

I am new. Still wondering about the joke, by the way. Maybe it's too juvenile for me to understand.

[delincuente]

okay okay
fine

there's this song on earth called "it's gonna be me"
only the guy who sings it sounds like he's saying "it's gonna be may"
and so usually every april people just post pictures of him and are like
"haha guys guess what's happening soon"
but his hair looks like dry ramen noodles so like it's a joke inside a meme but only if you're from a very specific part of earth history

[mrfancyhat]

Oh. I gotta hand it to you, that's... creative in an odd way. Mostly odd.

[delincuente]

oh hey that's nicer than juvenile
creative in a odd way is kind of my whole deal

[mrfancyhat]

Let's just say I know some stupid people who'd get a kick out of this type of joke.

[delincuente]

hey you know i heard once that it's a sign of maturity to still be able to enjoy stupid things

[mrfancyhat]

That's not really true, is it?

[delincuente]

it was on the internet
so it must be

[mrfancyhat]

What? You can't fool me. I know not everything on the internet is true!

[delincuente]

not where i'm from
it's like illegal to put lies online
all your text has to go through this fancy filter to make sure it's all true
and if it isn't you could be fined
or like
fed to tigers

[Alex's primary talent - bullshitting.]

[mrfancyhat]

That was almost believable, except that being fed to tigers sounds way too antiquated.

[delincuente]

you don't know what year i'm from dude

1/2

[mrfancyhat]

...





I suppose it is possible that that sort of punishment is brought back.

[mrfancyhat]

That doesn't change the fact that I don't believe it!

[delincuente]

it doesn't care if you believe it or not man, sorry