text.

[delincuente]

Who: Alex Russo and YOU
Broadcast: Fleetwide text
Action: N/A
When: April 24th

hey
guess what's gonna happen in seven days


[That's it. That's the whole post.]

Comments

[delincuente]

not where i'm from
it's like illegal to put lies online
all your text has to go through this fancy filter to make sure it's all true
and if it isn't you could be fined
or like
fed to tigers

[Alex's primary talent - bullshitting.]

[mrfancyhat]

That was almost believable, except that being fed to tigers sounds way too antiquated.

[delincuente]

you don't know what year i'm from dude

1/2

[mrfancyhat]

...





I suppose it is possible that that sort of punishment is brought back.

[mrfancyhat]

That doesn't change the fact that I don't believe it!

[delincuente]

it doesn't care if you believe it or not man, sorry