imfine1111one (
imfine1111one) wrote in
driftfleet2017-04-26 11:55 pm
lawyer o'clock
Who: Apollo and Whoever!
Broadcast: Yes, in A
Action: Yes!
When: AT SOME POINT
[A: ILLEGAL SUBSTANCES
Sent via radio broadcast only, but honestly, his voice is plenty recognizable.]
Um!! So has anyone else applied to those delivery jobs? If you haven't er. . .don't bother. I don't think it's normal to show up, and then just, hypothetically, have them shove a non descript paper bag of moss at you with a smudged address on an index card. T-that said! Does anyone know of any environmentally friendly ways to dispose of a large amount of rare moss? Asking for a friend.
[Should anyone want to bump into him, he's down on an asteroid, trying really hard to figure out where to hide this. Maybe tossing it at the back of a fast food joint?? Who the heck knows.]
[B: A BOY AND HIS ROCK
LAWYERS HAVE TO EAT and pay nonexistent bills, so after former Questionable Activity, Apollo decides to take on a less morally ambiguous job. Pet sitting!!
Except the client has left him in the care of just. A really big rock, roughly just below half his size. It even has a jeweled collar. And of course, the owner insisted that he walk it. So, should you be taking a stroll on the Meston asteroid, you may just spot Apollo, trying his best to push a rock down a sidewalk, or is sitting beside it, angrily staring at it. Why this, why him, always.]
Maybe I should have stuck with the delivery service.
Broadcast: Yes, in A
Action: Yes!
When: AT SOME POINT
[A: ILLEGAL SUBSTANCES
Sent via radio broadcast only, but honestly, his voice is plenty recognizable.]
Um!! So has anyone else applied to those delivery jobs? If you haven't er. . .don't bother. I don't think it's normal to show up, and then just, hypothetically, have them shove a non descript paper bag of moss at you with a smudged address on an index card. T-that said! Does anyone know of any environmentally friendly ways to dispose of a large amount of rare moss? Asking for a friend.
[Should anyone want to bump into him, he's down on an asteroid, trying really hard to figure out where to hide this. Maybe tossing it at the back of a fast food joint?? Who the heck knows.]
[B: A BOY AND HIS ROCK
LAWYERS HAVE TO EAT and pay nonexistent bills, so after former Questionable Activity, Apollo decides to take on a less morally ambiguous job. Pet sitting!!
Except the client has left him in the care of just. A really big rock, roughly just below half his size. It even has a jeweled collar. And of course, the owner insisted that he walk it. So, should you be taking a stroll on the Meston asteroid, you may just spot Apollo, trying his best to push a rock down a sidewalk, or is sitting beside it, angrily staring at it. Why this, why him, always.]
Maybe I should have stuck with the delivery service.

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[okay, yes, with that confirmation, Apollo turns his own video on. He looks exactly the opposite of a shady hoodlum, nerd that he is.]
That's certainly enough evidence for me. Sorry, you can never be too careful!
I'm down on the Meston, near what looks like--[insert generic space restaurant here]--! If you're still up for it. I don't want to wrap up anyone else in this mess if not.
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[He gives a flicker of a smile, bemused but understanding. You never could be really sure who was on the other end of the line.]
Why don't you duck into [generic space restaurant] and grab something to eat. I'll meet you there.
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[And he cuts the feed, resigning himself to entering the space establishment. NOTHING WEIRD HERE just a bright red lawyer and a bag of moss ordering nothing but space fries]
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I'm out front. Let's do this.