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Who: Allen Walker
Broadcast: Video
Action: SS Blue Fish
When: Today

[Those who have been in the fleet awhile may recognize the set up of this broadcast. Allen stands behind a table in his clinic, ready to address the camera. Timcanpy sits in the background on a shelf, this time wearing a little fake mohawk. Allen's smile is as pleasant as anyone about to give a very rehearsed PSA, and the tone matches.]

Hello everyone! For those who don't know me, I'm Allen Walker, I'm one of the medics aboard the SS Blue Fish. I just have a couple announcements for today!

We'll be holding our bimonthly blood drive this weekend. The blood donated is kept for medical emergencies that require blood transfusions. In other words, we use scientific methods to help someone whose lost a lot of blood. If you donate, we'll gladly pay you!

If you're interested and are over the age of 16, please fill out the form attached to this video. [And what do you know, it's there] If you're interested in volunteering, please let me know. Vampires and similar beings need to be able to have restraint around blood and will not be allowed to sample the blood. The blood drive will be held on the SS Blue Fish, as usual.

And as always, there will be cookies to anyone who volunteers or donates!

Secondly, you're probably all aware by now that the popular past time in this system revolves rock music. Rock music is very good and can be very entertaining, but please keep in mind safety precautions when you are, um, rocking out. As in, remember to wear ear plugs if you're going to a loud concert or performing, don't wear any clothing that might be a safety hazard, and no matter how "metal" you think it look, do not set any instruments in use on fire.

That's all I have for today. I hope you have a good day, and um, rock on!

[He gives the "rock on" hand gesture, before waving to the camera with a grin, and then the feed cuts out]

[OOC: As usual, the blood drive will be handwaved! Thanks everyone!]

Threaded | Top-Level Comments Only

so what you're saying is that if the instruments aren't currently in use we can set them on fire

got it

Well I wouldn't recommend that since instruments tend to be expensive so that's a waste.

But as long as no one gets hurt, I suppose.

[ Yuri flicks his ponytail over his shoulder. ]

What kind of clothing would be a safety hazard?

cool

i'm not going to do it i just wanted to clarify

[Allen stares for a moment, because lbr, dude looks like Kanda. ]

Ka-

[-- Wait no. The voice is all wrong. So is the lack of a resting bitch face as an expression]

- Ah, sorry.

[Right then, moving on. He clears his throat]

Things like spikes, numerous belts, anything that requires a piercing in an unconventional place.

It's not really my business if you do or don't. It's not like I own any instruments.

[ Hmm. ]

What kind of unconventional places? I'm a virgin when it comes to piercing, you see.

Um...anywhere that's not your ears?

I'm sure you can use your imagination.

I have a dreadful lack of imagination too.

C'mon, you must have some idea.

i'm a musician it's probably blasphemy for me to do that or something

Maybe.

Then again those rock stars who smash guitars.

[.........]

Fine. Some places would be the nose, tongue, the nipples, and genitalia. Satisfied?

it's a little bit different when you're a classically trained pianist

hard to imagine someone starting a riot in the middle of a concerto

What, no pictures? This is a terrible safety broadcast.

Go to a piercing parlor if you want visuals.

That might be too intense for me.

Seems like you do this a lot. Are there a lot of medical emergencies in the fleet?

[Allen can see Fie listen to the broadcast, then look at the spiked back (and knuckles) of a glove she's acquired, seemingly having an internal debate.]

But I like it...

[....He could imagine someone who would, but that person's also insane. So.]

You're a classically trained pianist? That's impressive!

Then I suppose you'd have to do without then.

Only once and awhile, fortunately. We've only really had to use the blood supply twice in the past year.

The frequency is mostly just because the blood goes bad after awhile, so we have to restock to be safe.

Edited 2017-04-29 04:49 (UTC)

[....He sighs]

Just be careful not to hit anyone with them.

Looks that way.

[ His gaze is calm. ]

So. Who did you mistake me for?

That's kinda the point though.

[Yes, Allen, you small not!cousin take dangerous mercenary type jobs.]

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