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[save_the_souls]

Who: Allen Walker
Broadcast: Video
Action: SS Blue Fish
When: Today

[Those who have been in the fleet awhile may recognize the set up of this broadcast. Allen stands behind a table in his clinic, ready to address the camera. Timcanpy sits in the background on a shelf, this time wearing a little fake mohawk. Allen's smile is as pleasant as anyone about to give a very rehearsed PSA, and the tone matches.]

Hello everyone! For those who don't know me, I'm Allen Walker, I'm one of the medics aboard the SS Blue Fish. I just have a couple announcements for today!

We'll be holding our bimonthly blood drive this weekend. The blood donated is kept for medical emergencies that require blood transfusions. In other words, we use scientific methods to help someone whose lost a lot of blood. If you donate, we'll gladly pay you!

If you're interested and are over the age of 16, please fill out the form attached to this video. [And what do you know, it's there] If you're interested in volunteering, please let me know. Vampires and similar beings need to be able to have restraint around blood and will not be allowed to sample the blood. The blood drive will be held on the SS Blue Fish, as usual.

And as always, there will be cookies to anyone who volunteers or donates!

Secondly, you're probably all aware by now that the popular past time in this system revolves rock music. Rock music is very good and can be very entertaining, but please keep in mind safety precautions when you are, um, rocking out. As in, remember to wear ear plugs if you're going to a loud concert or performing, don't wear any clothing that might be a safety hazard, and no matter how "metal" you think it look, do not set any instruments in use on fire.

That's all I have for today. I hope you have a good day, and um, rock on!

[He gives the "rock on" hand gesture, before waving to the camera with a grin, and then the feed cuts out]

[OOC: As usual, the blood drive will be handwaved! Thanks everyone!]

Comments

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[robitussin]

so what you're saying is that if the instruments aren't currently in use we can set them on fire

got it

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[save_the_souls]

Well I wouldn't recommend that since instruments tend to be expensive so that's a waste.

But as long as no one gets hurt, I suppose.

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[robitussin]

cool

i'm not going to do it i just wanted to clarify

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[save_the_souls]

It's not really my business if you do or don't. It's not like I own any instruments.

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[robitussin]

i'm a musician it's probably blasphemy for me to do that or something

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[evervigilante]

[ Yuri flicks his ponytail over his shoulder. ]

What kind of clothing would be a safety hazard?

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[save_the_souls]

[Allen stares for a moment, because lbr, dude looks like Kanda. ]

Ka-

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[save_the_souls]

[-- Wait no. The voice is all wrong. So is the lack of a resting bitch face as an expression]

- Ah, sorry.

[Right then, moving on. He clears his throat]

Things like spikes, numerous belts, anything that requires a piercing in an unconventional place.

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[evervigilante]

[ Hmm. ]

What kind of unconventional places? I'm a virgin when it comes to piercing, you see.

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[save_the_souls]

Um...anywhere that's not your ears?

I'm sure you can use your imagination.

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[evervigilante]

I have a dreadful lack of imagination too.

C'mon, you must have some idea.

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[searingedgelord]

Seems like you do this a lot. Are there a lot of medical emergencies in the fleet?

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[save_the_souls]

Only once and awhile, fortunately. We've only really had to use the blood supply twice in the past year.

The frequency is mostly just because the blood goes bad after awhile, so we have to restock to be safe.

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[searingedgelord]

I guess that makes sense.

[Not that she knows a lot about this whole blood transfusion business, but everything goes bad eventually.]

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[save_the_souls]

Mm. Better safe than sorry. I don't want to have to ask Atroma for any blood. [Since God knows where they'd get it]

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[sylphid]

[Allen can see Fie listen to the broadcast, then look at the spiked back (and knuckles) of a glove she's acquired, seemingly having an internal debate.]

But I like it...

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[save_the_souls]

[....He sighs]

Just be careful not to hit anyone with them.

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[sylphid]

That's kinda the point though.

[Yes, Allen, you small not!cousin take dangerous mercenary type jobs.]

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[save_the_souls]

...Why are you hitting people with spiked gloves?

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[delincuente]

Please say "rock on" again so I can record it and make it my ringtone.

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[save_the_souls]

Eh? You'd really make that your ringtone?

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[helmsplitter]

[Blood drives for humans.

Drinking blood for vampires?????]

...I bleed, but I don't know if my blood'd be useful for anyone.

[....can he still get a cookie though.]

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[save_the_souls]

[........A sword spirit that bleeds........

....You know what? Sure. Why not. Not the weirdest thing he's heard]

Well, I could always test the blood to see if it'd be useful for other people!

If not, we can always keep a supply of it on hand in case you or any other spirits need it.

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[helmsplitter]

[It's weird to him too, trust him.]

How d'you test blood? ...Because I won't need one of those...whatever things you talked about. It's there because this body's human, but I don't really need it as long as my sword's intact.

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[save_the_souls]

It's a series of tests where we tests the reactions and the composition of the blood. Usually it's used to see what kind of blood we have, or if there's any pathogens in it.

I see...so does your human body heal up quickly then if your sword's intact?