5. Unicorn Floot-Tina-puccinos [Video]

[continuousgroaning]

Who: Tina Belcher and you
Broadcast: Fleetwide
Action: SS Paisley
When: May 1st
NOTE: The art of Tina in her unicorn onesie was done by nirnroot!

[When Tina opens the video feed, she's unashamedly dressed in a unicorn onesie, and is sucking noisily on the straw of a colorful drink. However, the cup has "TUNA BELCHES" written on it in black Sharpie. Either Tina doesn't notice or she doesn't care.]

Mmmmm, this tastes like magic. Hey, Paisley crew, there's one here for each of you, too. Better come and get it before they melt.

Uhm, there's a whole crateful of bottled ones, too. They're up for grabs if you want one. [She sets her communicator down, digs in the crate and holds up a glass bottle filled with bright pink liquid.] They're very pink. Like, painfully pink. And called Unicorn Floot-puccinos, since I guess unicorns are my thing now. [Her tone turns very sarcastic.] Ha, ha, ha. Because the meat was so, so funny.

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[ladybro]

...Have they got caffeine in them?

[ all that matters, clearly. ]

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[continuousgroaning]

[Tina squints at the ingredients list.]

Uhm, I think so- if "magic energy dust" means caffiene.

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[ladybro]

Close enough. I'll take three.

[ a beat. ]

If, ah, that's cool with you.

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[continuousgroaning]

No problem! I'm not going to drink a whole crate of these- it's a bit TOO much magic for me.

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[livesfastdiesung]

[Just imagine someone powersliding into wherever Tina is, because that's what she's doing.]

This is better than the meat though, isn't it?

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[continuousgroaning]

Whoa! [Tina steps aside, narrowly missing being slid into.] Yeah. But I wonder if I'm going to be getting unicorn-related stuff for, like, my entire time here now?

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[padadin]

The onesie suits you, Tina. [He says casually, but he can't help staring at the drink a bit. He would be willing to bet that thing could glow in the dark.] What is the drink made of?

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[alwayscomeback]

Why does that drink look like a rainbow exploded in it?

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[continuousgroaning]

Really? You don't think it looks ridiculous? 'cause I like it.

It's got a little bit of sour in it, but mostly it tastes like vanilla. I know I said it tastes like magic and I guess magic can taste like vanilla...

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[continuousgroaning]

Because it's MAGIC, Sokka. It's a unicorn drink.

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[alwayscomeback]

So...did they like...put a unicorn in a blender? I thought you liked unicorns.

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[continuousgroaning]

Oh, my God, what if they DID make it that way? Uhhhhhhhh...

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[alwayscomeback]

[Friiiiiick ]

Nonono! I'm sure it's fine! I err. It doesn't look like blood????

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[continuousgroaning]

Oh. Phew. You have a good point there. Also, I doubt unicorns taste like vanilla with sour powder sprinkled on top.

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[alwayscomeback]

So sweet and sour? Huh. That sounds...really weird. Is it tasty?

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[continuousgroaning]

I kinda don't want to finish it. It's that good. ... I don't think I'm taking the pajamas off any time soon, either.

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[alwayscomeback]

I wonder if they'll send you the recipe too? Or maybe a cook can take it apart and figure out how to recreate it? Then you can have them forever.

[Live the dream, Tina. ]

Well...it looks comfy??

[mech_and_mutt]

[Well, like she said, there was a bit of a trend here. Did she have some sort of theme going? Was she doing a bit?

But more importantly...]

Wait a minute! Where'd you even get those?

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[stefanged]

[ Stefan might as well stop by the kitchen and see what the fuss is about. So, he heads over to where she is and reaches for a bottle. As he skims that ingredient list, his brow furrows intently and - those sure are new worry lines across his forehead. ]

Wow. [ a low, soft whistle. ] I don't think there's any actual coffee in this.

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[continuousgroaning]

Oh! I hadn't even thought about trying to re-create it. I know what I'm going to be doing for the next few weeks! ... Unless they want to send me more. Atroma, are you listening? ... that was a hypothetical question, I know they're... not actually... gonna reply.

They're super comfy.

[continuousgroaning]

The sponsors sent them to me. At least it's not more canned unicorn.

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[continuousgroaning]

[Tina pushes the hood of her new outfit off her forehead.]

Yeah, but that's not a bad thing. I... I get weird when I'm on caffiene.

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[alwayscomeback]

I'd focus more on actually recreating it than expecting Atroma to give you more. The second they realise you actually want something, they'll probably never send it again.

Well, you gotta go with what makes you feel good.

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[continuousgroaning]

That doesn't make much sense... but I've stopped expecting them to make sense at this point.

It's not like I have school or work at this point.

[mech_and_mutt]

Sponsors...?

[He's been there before... at least, he'd done something like that with racing, but in a place like this, what would--]

Oh, wait, was it that 'ratings' thing?! I've heard the talk a dozen times and I'm still not sure what they mean!

[And after choking down the usual fare for so long he wouldn't mind even a drink like... that..]