5. Unicorn Floot-Tina-puccinos [Video]

[continuousgroaning]

Who: Tina Belcher and you
Broadcast: Fleetwide
Action: SS Paisley
When: May 1st
NOTE: The art of Tina in her unicorn onesie was done by nirnroot!

[When Tina opens the video feed, she's unashamedly dressed in a unicorn onesie, and is sucking noisily on the straw of a colorful drink. However, the cup has "TUNA BELCHES" written on it in black Sharpie. Either Tina doesn't notice or she doesn't care.]

Mmmmm, this tastes like magic. Hey, Paisley crew, there's one here for each of you, too. Better come and get it before they melt.

Uhm, there's a whole crateful of bottled ones, too. They're up for grabs if you want one. [She sets her communicator down, digs in the crate and holds up a glass bottle filled with bright pink liquid.] They're very pink. Like, painfully pink. And called Unicorn Floot-puccinos, since I guess unicorns are my thing now. [Her tone turns very sarcastic.] Ha, ha, ha. Because the meat was so, so funny.

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[ladybro]

...Have they got caffeine in them?

[ all that matters, clearly. ]

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[continuousgroaning]

[Tina squints at the ingredients list.]

Uhm, I think so- if "magic energy dust" means caffiene.

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[ladybro]

Close enough. I'll take three.

[ a beat. ]

If, ah, that's cool with you.

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[continuousgroaning]

No problem! I'm not going to drink a whole crate of these- it's a bit TOO much magic for me.

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[livesfastdiesung]

[Just imagine someone powersliding into wherever Tina is, because that's what she's doing.]

This is better than the meat though, isn't it?

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[continuousgroaning]

Whoa! [Tina steps aside, narrowly missing being slid into.] Yeah. But I wonder if I'm going to be getting unicorn-related stuff for, like, my entire time here now?

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[livesfastdiesung]

There are worse things you could get.

As long as it's not unicorn meat again...

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[continuousgroaning]

... yeah, I had no way to prove that was actual unicorn, too. As long as they don't send me horse meat, I think I'll be okay.

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[padadin]

The onesie suits you, Tina. [He says casually, but he can't help staring at the drink a bit. He would be willing to bet that thing could glow in the dark.] What is the drink made of?

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[continuousgroaning]

Really? You don't think it looks ridiculous? 'cause I like it.

It's got a little bit of sour in it, but mostly it tastes like vanilla. I know I said it tastes like magic and I guess magic can taste like vanilla...

[padadin]

I don't. [Because she's a kid!] But if you like it, that's all that matters.

The vanilla is sour or it has something else in it? [Because that makes t sound like... old ingredients gone bad...]

[continuousgroaning]

It's really comfortable, too. I think I might sit around in this all day.

There's sour-flavored sugar on top.

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[alwayscomeback]

Why does that drink look like a rainbow exploded in it?

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[continuousgroaning]

Because it's MAGIC, Sokka. It's a unicorn drink.

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[alwayscomeback]

So...did they like...put a unicorn in a blender? I thought you liked unicorns.

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[continuousgroaning]

Oh, my God, what if they DID make it that way? Uhhhhhhhh...

[mech_and_mutt]

[Well, like she said, there was a bit of a trend here. Did she have some sort of theme going? Was she doing a bit?

But more importantly...]

Wait a minute! Where'd you even get those?

[continuousgroaning]

The sponsors sent them to me. At least it's not more canned unicorn.

[mech_and_mutt]

Sponsors...?

[He's been there before... at least, he'd done something like that with racing, but in a place like this, what would--]

Oh, wait, was it that 'ratings' thing?! I've heard the talk a dozen times and I'm still not sure what they mean!

[And after choking down the usual fare for so long he wouldn't mind even a drink like... that..]

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[stefanged]

[ Stefan might as well stop by the kitchen and see what the fuss is about. So, he heads over to where she is and reaches for a bottle. As he skims that ingredient list, his brow furrows intently and - those sure are new worry lines across his forehead. ]

Wow. [ a low, soft whistle. ] I don't think there's any actual coffee in this.

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[continuousgroaning]

[Tina pushes the hood of her new outfit off her forehead.]

Yeah, but that's not a bad thing. I... I get weird when I'm on caffiene.

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[stefanged]

Well... you know caffeine's a stimulant, right? [ Stefan glances up from the packaging, trying his best to fight off a smile. ] It makes most everyone a little weird.

Also, fun fact: I don't think you've ever seen me without caffeine in my system.

[huaaaaagh]

[sorry did you say food? Kirito is here in practically a heartbeat, poking in and lifting a bottle to examine it. (He's also using the Spriggan avatar a lot this month, so he sort of matches the theme. Elves and unicorns, right!?)]

So how pink is your tongue at this point?

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[Tina sticks her tongue out at him in reply, speaking around it rather than pulling it back into her mouth first. You know, like a normal person would.]

Uhhh, pretty pink.

[huaaaaagh]

Yikes. I can even see it a bit on your teeth. Does it at least taste good?

[He says, as he starts opening a bottle. Whatever her answer is, it's clearly not going to stop him.]