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[Video] I am an Excellent Friend

Who: Nami and you (may include sputtering Winchesters)
Broadcast: Fleetwide
Action: Iskaulit at the Space Bar. (Alternately, getting hammered at some nightclub down below later in the evening.)
When: 5/02

For the record, it's the birthday of one Sam Winchester today! ♪♫

He's on shift at the Space Bar, so make sure you drop by to wish him a good day. Preferably in the most embarrassing fashion possible. If you make me laugh, I might even buy you a drink.

[She's sorry, Sam.

...
...
...no she's not who are we kidding. But she'll make up for it by dragging you out after work? 8D?]

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[Nami approves of this banter. Keep it up. But she'll just go and pour a drink for Kitty-- her regular, if she has one. You guys carry on.]

[Nami hath abandoned me to potato talk.

Fine, be a coward!!]

I don't know, I think there's such a thing as too many potatoes.

... A lot of carbs, you know.

I wouldn't know. I'm young and birthday free so my metabolism protects me. [Just teasing.]

... Is that a jab at my age? Come on, I haven't even gotten to 40 yet.

[A wholly innocent smile.] I would never. And also, yes.

What conflicting reports.

How old are you, anyway? And what day do I get to tease you back, exactly?

I am twenty-one and I was born on August 15 [headcanon] buuuut based on when I was taken and how long I was in the prion, which might have actually been longer than I thought it was, and then spit out here a year hadn't actually passed by that date so I turned twenty one a few months later. Winn wanted to celebrate both days of course.

... God, I really am getting up that hill, aren't I.

[YOU'RE SO YOUNG

I WASN'T EVEN YOUR AGE WHEN MY SHOW STARTED!!!]

[She totally got a head start on dying young! Granted, she only did it once so he has definitely out performed her in quantity.]

I am an old 21, okay? How old are you anyway?

Uuuh — 33? I think? Maybe more... [He rubs his chin, thoughtful.] I mean, there are years in other places. I don't know. I guess I never really focused on my birthday much.

Well, just don't ask how old I am if I ignore the years in other places. Then you'd really feel old. [And she'd be a teenager.]

[Gooooood.]

Looks like I have to depend on the elves to make me feel young and spry.

Immortals are good for that, but there was definitely a moment of me picturing Santa's workshop before I remembered. [She doesn't know many of the elves well. Does Fenris count?]

[He grins.]

Santa's elves are probably immortal too, though, right?

So it still works.

Sure. I'll stipulate they are probably immortal. And what a life they lead.

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