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driftfleet2017-05-23 05:06 pm
wingedman) wrote in driftfleet2017-05-23 05:06 pm
001; video
Who: Sam Wilson
Broadcast: Fleetwide
Action: Marsiva
When: Today!
Well, now, this is real nice, isn't it? [Judging by the dry tone of Sam's voice, it isn't.] Not that I was doing anything important back home, but it sure as hell beats being scooped up and used to boost ratings on some sort of intergalactic Big Brother. [And, muttered to himself:] I don't even wanna know what happens if you get voted off.
[Back in a normal voice:] So, I'm Sam. Earth, twenty-first century. Guess I'm stuck here for a few days, huh? On the totally not creepy uninhabited giant spaceship. Yeah, I can see the ratings skyrocketing already. This sure better not be some kinda horror show, 'cause I know the black guy's always the first person to get killed by the out of control robots.
-nah, just kidding, they never even have black guys in space to begin with, I'm safe.
[sam what r u even on about]
Also, this food sucks big-time. Come on, can't they feed TV stars better than this? Why couldn't I get trapped on Food Network?
Broadcast: Fleetwide
Action: Marsiva
When: Today!
Well, now, this is real nice, isn't it? [Judging by the dry tone of Sam's voice, it isn't.] Not that I was doing anything important back home, but it sure as hell beats being scooped up and used to boost ratings on some sort of intergalactic Big Brother. [And, muttered to himself:] I don't even wanna know what happens if you get voted off.
[Back in a normal voice:] So, I'm Sam. Earth, twenty-first century. Guess I'm stuck here for a few days, huh? On the totally not creepy uninhabited giant spaceship. Yeah, I can see the ratings skyrocketing already. This sure better not be some kinda horror show, 'cause I know the black guy's always the first person to get killed by the out of control robots.
-nah, just kidding, they never even have black guys in space to begin with, I'm safe.
[sam what r u even on about]
Also, this food sucks big-time. Come on, can't they feed TV stars better than this? Why couldn't I get trapped on Food Network?
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[ they're being watched at all times, yes, but: ]
I've heard that they'd give fan-mail to people. Never seen it myself so it's been a long time since they've even tried to make it feel like it.
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[If there was fan mail, then let's be real, Steve would be getting a lot of it. That's just the way of the world, unfortunately for Steve.]
You tell them about the song? Maybe they'd give you your own theme music to spice things up a little.