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[wingedman]

Who: Sam Wilson
Broadcast: Fleetwide
Action: Marsiva
When: Today!

Well, now, this is real nice, isn't it? [Judging by the dry tone of Sam's voice, it isn't.] Not that I was doing anything important back home, but it sure as hell beats being scooped up and used to boost ratings on some sort of intergalactic Big Brother. [And, muttered to himself:] I don't even wanna know what happens if you get voted off.

[Back in a normal voice:] So, I'm Sam. Earth, twenty-first century. Guess I'm stuck here for a few days, huh? On the totally not creepy uninhabited giant spaceship. Yeah, I can see the ratings skyrocketing already. This sure better not be some kinda horror show, 'cause I know the black guy's always the first person to get killed by the out of control robots.

-nah, just kidding, they never even have black guys in space to begin with, I'm safe.

[sam what r u even on about]

Also, this food sucks big-time. Come on, can't they feed TV stars better than this? Why couldn't I get trapped on Food Network?

Comments

[wingedman]

See? Get a few packs of those, you'd be all set. Totally better than gel.

So do you stop on planets or space stations or what? Is there some kinda guide to all this so I don't keep having to bother everyone by asking these questions?

[Not that he doesn't appreciate Kitty's patience in answering them, he just knows that sort of thing probably wears thin when you get new people on a regular basis.]

[passingthrough]

No arguments there. [It sounds like a step up to her.]

There was a guide, but the person keeping it up-to-date disappeared. Just keep the questions interesting. You know, a few about life here and then an occasionally something odd. Like, why are there no 'B' batteries?

And yeah, we tend to make stops in systems. This one is more about the asteroid belt than planets, but there's usually something. If the Marsiva stops, we stop. It's like there's an invisible tether. We can only go so far from it and then we get snapped back.

[wingedman]

How long has this been going on, that you know of? Who's been here the longest out of everyone still here?

[Sam pauses for a moment, trying to think of a more interesting question.]

Okay, why aren't there any B batteries?

[passingthrough]

About two and a half years. I'm not sure who gets the crown for being here the exact longest. But the longest-stayed guy I know passed me off to someone else because he doesn't like answering all the newbie questions. And she's gone now. She was also the guide person.

[She smiles fro a moment.] Mm, there used to be. They got outclassed by newer models like the double and triple A's. Europe was still using them some before everything.