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[Tyrion's video clicked on once more, and yes, he's sitting in his New Engineering Station, with a lot more bits, and bobs, and all sorts of interesting new things that he can use in his inventions. He is, of course, eying the new tools suspiciously. Even more so the basket waiting for him, with a big red and gold bow.]

....Well. [He finally says.] Someone clearly wants to see what sort of trouble I can get myself into.

[He flicks the bow with one finger.] So is this a challenge, Atroma? You vs me in who can invent the most clever item to trip the other one up? Or are you truly sorry for what you've done?

[He tipped his head towards the camera.] Remember who you're dealing with. No one knows better than I that gifts from your enemies always have a hook inside them.

[He pulled loose the bow, a sharp smile on his face.]

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Well I think they're supposed to be instruments but....

[ He holds up a vuvuzela, a kazoo, and a triangle ]

[He tipped his head at them, his eyebrows raising together.]

What in the name of the Seven are those things?

I do not know. [ He shrugs at him helplessly ]

I assume they are meant to be instruments of someone's world. But this one - [ He points at the vuvuzela ] makes nothing but a loud, annoying buzzing noise. I was told it is used at sporting events? This one - [ He points at the triangle ] makes a soft 'ting' noise that would essentially be impossible to hear in a normal orchestra. And the other... well it does play notes, but at a rather odd... buzzing duck like pitch.

[ Dryly ] My captain has threatened to destroy the "vuvuzela".

.... I would think they would threat to destroy all three of them, if we are being completely honest here.

[Because. What?]

[ Maglor laughs ]

The vuvuzela is the loudest, and the most annoying, however.

Well clearly that is the one you should toss out.

[Slow smirk.]

But, is that not also the most... useful?

[ For... certain purposes. Like annoying your older brother ]

.... Well if you want to make people pull out their own hair? Then yes. You are correct.

[SNICKER.]

I will probably have to get rid of it though.

[ He admits wryly ]

I think my captain might, if I don't.

Or risk your captain sticking it up your rather attractive nose.

[Tyrion stated with complete sincerity, and a bit of a smirk.]

Why Tyrion! I did not know you considered my nose attractive!

It is your most attractive feature, Maglor.

[And he even bats his eyelashes.]

[ Snort ]

Why, I never took you for a coinosseur of noses! I am so glad to hear that I meet such high standards!

I would rate your nose the finest in all the fleet.

[He stated soberly, mis-matched eyes gleaming.]

I do believe I am sincerely flattered! Also very grateful that I never had it broken when I was younger, although I am told it gives one quite a rakish air.

Oh well, I am always pleased to have flattered such a fine gentleman. [Tyrion bowed dramatically, his mis-matched eyes filled with laughter.]

[ Maglor is keeping his face straight purely by virtue of long years of practice, at this point ]

As I am to be flattered, by such a fine gentleman!

Oh, you flatter me in turn, ser.

[He laughs, dipping down into another bow.]

Oh no, I assure you, the flattery is all on my part! Why, I do not believe I have ever had such a silver tongue turned in my direction!

[ Maglor echoes the bow, eyes laughing ]

Now that I find hard to believe. How could no one realize that you are to be admired from afar and from near with that glorious nose?

Perhaps it is because most people do not properly appreciate good noses, this is my theory!

That must be it. Damn those nose snobs! They should give credit where credit is due!

We should teach them better! After all, there are so many nice noses aboard!

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