driftfleet | Video; Who's gonna be your dream?

Who: Crowley and You!!!
Broadcast: Network wide
Action: Goldstone
When: Right now!

[The feed opens to Crowley, looking exceptionally smug with himself. That is the first sign that he's been up to something, honestly. He's spent the vast majority of the last few weeks bouncing between being absolutely plastered and working on a project.]

Hello people. Some of you might have noticed we have an interesting selection of games on our lovely network [he clicks a button and oh look, it's an annoying popup on your screen. Did the network have popups before? Doesn't matter, it does now] you have me to thank for that. I appreciate thanks in alcohol and gaudy jewellery for Felix.

Anyway, I decided to create a special little new something for you people. Seen as there's all sorts of relationship drama going on in the Fleet, I thought something like this might purge your systems of it a little bit. Worth a shot, right?

[Another annoying popup, this one announcing a game called Space Sweeties - and those from a certain point in time might recognise it as one of those ridiculous text dating simulator games. There's a selection of different beings, male, female and other - all prime for your date-sona to romance them in their space station. It's ridiculous and tacky as hell- multiple secret endings and complex puzzles galore. Like all of the games Crowley bring to the network, it's a massive time sink.

This is what happens when Allen leaves. Crowley does questionable things.]

You're welcome! Enjoy yourselves. I'm curious to see who will manage to get the good end for Raynelex the Third from the planet Betamax. Do let me know if you find it.

[[ooc: Feel free to make up ANY characters within the game, be creative, have fun!]]

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I'm just beginning now. I like the nickname, though.

[She makes a hmm sound when it asks for her name on the game.]

Guess I'll be Vivi.

[Naming the character after a member of the gardening club at school. Poor Fie... and Vivi.]

Somehow, I thought you might.

Great. Do enjoy romancing your whatever you decide.

You're learning, that's good.

[Another hmmmm sound.]

Why does it matter what shoe size I am on here?

No need to be so condescending, you know.

If I told you, it would ruin the surprise.

[He has no idea, he was plastered when he did it. ]

I'm not. People've told me learning new things is something to strive for, so I'm trying to adopt that mindset.

[She sighs a little.] Fine, fine. Do you want me to let you know when I find out?

[... yeah she might be lying a tiny bit about the mindset thing. Not that he needs to know.]

I see, well. You keep fighting that good fight, then.

[You little shit. ]

Please do! I'm forever intrigued about the choices people make.

Yup.

[Fie leaves the feed of, but she goes silent for a few minutes, making a couple expressions as she plays.]

What's a "narwhal" and why do I want one?

It's a whale with a big horn. Like a fat, water unicorn.

I think the explanation enough tells you why you want one.

... it does. Too bad they'd be too big to fit on a ship here.

[Great job, Crowley.]

And they also kind of need a shitton of water- being whales and all.

Maybe there are space ones somewhere? Makes about as much sense as anything else.

Mm, yeah. Maybe.

Let me know if you ever see one.

I promise if I see a space narwhal, you will be the first person I tell.

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