Video; Who's gonna be your dream?

[onlyanapple]

Who: Crowley and You!!!
Broadcast: Network wide
Action: Goldstone
When: Right now!

[The feed opens to Crowley, looking exceptionally smug with himself. That is the first sign that he's been up to something, honestly. He's spent the vast majority of the last few weeks bouncing between being absolutely plastered and working on a project.]

Hello people. Some of you might have noticed we have an interesting selection of games on our lovely network [he clicks a button and oh look, it's an annoying popup on your screen. Did the network have popups before? Doesn't matter, it does now] you have me to thank for that. I appreciate thanks in alcohol and gaudy jewellery for Felix.

Anyway, I decided to create a special little new something for you people. Seen as there's all sorts of relationship drama going on in the Fleet, I thought something like this might purge your systems of it a little bit. Worth a shot, right?

[Another annoying popup, this one announcing a game called Space Sweeties - and those from a certain point in time might recognise it as one of those ridiculous text dating simulator games. There's a selection of different beings, male, female and other - all prime for your date-sona to romance them in their space station. It's ridiculous and tacky as hell- multiple secret endings and complex puzzles galore. Like all of the games Crowley bring to the network, it's a massive time sink.

This is what happens when Allen leaves. Crowley does questionable things.]

You're welcome! Enjoy yourselves. I'm curious to see who will manage to get the good end for Raynelex the Third from the planet Betamax. Do let me know if you find it.

[[ooc: Feel free to make up ANY characters within the game, be creative, have fun!]]

Comments

[ahappylie]

Are you not one to be married then, Crowley-san?

[Neither is he, to be honest, but that's mostly because he knows his life won't allow it.]

It's nice to hear that people are trying to live their lives even here. Anyone in particular you have your eyes on?

[onlyanapple]

Definitely not.

[He's practically married to Felix. ]

What, for me or just in general for entertainment value? Because I'm spoken for.

[ahappylie]

[He'd roll his eyes if it were in his culture to do so. Other than the lack of rings, he pretty much assumes Crowley and Felix are going to live together until the sun dies out.]

Entertainment of course!

I wouldn't think you'd be one to gossip about your own life.

[onlyanapple]

[That would be an accurate estimation right there.]

No, I wouldn't. Private lives and all that. Kirk seems to be slowly building himself a harem- if you're into spying on that kind of thing.

[ahappylie]

[Private lives only applies when it's his life, huh?]

Mmmm, not really. I've noticed that he seems to be gathering up several people, but I didn't realize he was a high enough rank to allow him a harem.

Unless it's more normal in the future for anyone to have them.

[onlyanapple]

[Absolutely. ]

I don't think he much cares about what rank he is. He strikes me as a man who'll do it anyway.

Maybe? I know he comes way ahead of most of us.

[ahappylie]

I haven't had much interaction with him, but I'll keep that in mind.

["Much interaction" beyond his usual network stalking. Which he does to practically everyone he can. He also laughs a little here.]

But I've also found it isn't hard to come from "way ahead" of me. Even though I'm not the one from the furthest in the past either. But is a harem not normal in your time period?

[onlyanapple]

That is true.


...Besides, I'm an anomaly. My time period stretched from the beginning of existence to the early nineteen-nineties, so-

[ahappylie]

[Oh right, demon.]

Oh, that's right! So you're a lot older than even Maglor-san?

[onlyanapple]

I've been around a lot longer than him, yes. And don't call me old.

[ahappylie]

[He barely suppresses a snicker.]

Are you afraid if I call you old, you might start to feel your age?

[onlyanapple]

That's not how it works, I'm immortal, I don't feel my age.

[Yes. Yes it will. ]

[ahappylie]

[Mmmmmhmmmmm, he doesn't believe that at all.]

Well, then you shouldn't be afraid of being called a little old. You don't feel old, so you shouldn't need to worry.

[onlyanapple]

That's cutesy thinking that I don't subscribe to at all.

[ahappylie]

So you're afraid of feeling old then, hm~?

[onlyanapple]

No, because it's impossible. On account of my being immortal and therefore unageing.

[ahappylie]

Mmmmmmm. [How much does Okita want to potentially get himself set on fire?






A lot.]

So is it because you don't want to look old?

[onlyanapple]

[Okita, no. ]

I don't look old. I picked this body for that specific reason.

[ahappylie]

[That's his rallying call.]

Well, you might not look old to some people.

[But a 5 year old would think he looked old. Okita would look old to a five year old and he still looks like a teenage brat himself sometimes.]

[onlyanapple]

[Okita don't you tell these AWFUL lies.]

I don't look old to anyone.

[ahappylie]

[MUFUFUFUFU]

Would you be mad if I said you looked a little old to me?

[onlyanapple]

I would, because that would be bullshit.

[ahappylie]

Then I suppose I shouldn't say it to your face then~

[But he already said it. Oops.]

[onlyanapple]

I'm going to walk away now.

[Slowly B| ]

[ahappylie]

[He'd snicker, but that would break the very thin illusion of him not having done all of this just to rattle Crowley's cage.]

Mmm, okay. I suppose I should go do something else, too.

[He waves with the cheeriest smile he can muster.]

Have a good day~