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driftfleet2017-08-19 10:49 am
goldenglasses) wrote in driftfleet2017-08-19 10:49 am
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Who: Vash the birthday boy
Broadcast: Yes
Action: Twin Roses
When: August 18th
[The crew of the Twin Roses may wonder why one of their captains has been sitting in the cargo area for the last day with a fire extinguisher nearby.
Unless they heard about what happened on the Three Twins last year. Then they might understand why.
Vash waited. Just in case. Ready.
His wait paid off! As suddenly there is a sponsor drop of 135 donut shaped balloons that all read in big, bright, and colourful letters HAPPY 135TH BIRTHDAY!
They gently float and bob happily around as they attempt to escape onto the rest of the ship.]
Oh NO you don't! [This is of course when Vash communicator decides to turn itself on. Silly malfunctioning thing! It shows nothing but a sea of balloons and the occasional POP! as Vash uses the knife hidden in his boot to pop them all one by one.
Hopefully no one opens the cargo bay door to unleash the sea into the rest of the ship!
Also in the crate is a "gift" 135 small packages of colourful sand art kits. Because what man who spent over 130 years on a desert would want more then brightly coloured sand?]
Anyone want some free dirt? [Will be the offer he makes after the balloons were all destroyed and the evidence tossed.]
Broadcast: Yes
Action: Twin Roses
When: August 18th
[The crew of the Twin Roses may wonder why one of their captains has been sitting in the cargo area for the last day with a fire extinguisher nearby.
Unless they heard about what happened on the Three Twins last year. Then they might understand why.
Vash waited. Just in case. Ready.
His wait paid off! As suddenly there is a sponsor drop of 135 donut shaped balloons that all read in big, bright, and colourful letters HAPPY 135TH BIRTHDAY!
They gently float and bob happily around as they attempt to escape onto the rest of the ship.]
Oh NO you don't! [This is of course when Vash communicator decides to turn itself on. Silly malfunctioning thing! It shows nothing but a sea of balloons and the occasional POP! as Vash uses the knife hidden in his boot to pop them all one by one.
Hopefully no one opens the cargo bay door to unleash the sea into the rest of the ship!
Also in the crate is a "gift" 135 small packages of colourful sand art kits. Because what man who spent over 130 years on a desert would want more then brightly coloured sand?]
Anyone want some free dirt? [Will be the offer he makes after the balloons were all destroyed and the evidence tossed.]
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[B^)]
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I might afford you a drink. Or maybe not. I'm still wafting on the idea.
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If you're looking for opinions mine is that you should obviously waft towards the yes.
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... I don't remember you being too hospitable on my own birthday....
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.... You don't look 135, though. What's your secret?
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I stay young by eating healthy. I have two dozen fresh donuts daily and as much alcohol that I can get my hands on.
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Probably.
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Y'know, I'm older than I look, too.
[He's not about to tell Vash why, but hey. Solidarity. It's nice to fit in.]
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[Which is the only reason he's mostly okay with people knowing. Otherwise Vash would be trying to give a weak lie right now instead of joking around. Instead he's mostly annoyed that he's not being allowed to celebrate his birthday quietly and without any fuss.]
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I'll be sure to get you that free drink if I see you around, old man.
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[Oh yeah! He nailed it!]