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Vash the Stampede ([personal profile] goldenglasses) wrote in [community profile] driftfleet2017-08-19 10:49 am

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Who: Vash the birthday boy
Broadcast: Yes
Action: Twin Roses
When: August 18th

[The crew of the Twin Roses may wonder why one of their captains has been sitting in the cargo area for the last day with a fire extinguisher nearby.

Unless they heard about what happened on the Three Twins last year. Then they might understand why.

Vash waited. Just in case. Ready.

His wait paid off! As suddenly there is a sponsor drop of 135 donut shaped balloons that all read in big, bright, and colourful letters HAPPY 135TH BIRTHDAY!

They gently float and bob happily around as they attempt to escape onto the rest of the ship.]


Oh NO you don't! [This is of course when Vash communicator decides to turn itself on. Silly malfunctioning thing! It shows nothing but a sea of balloons and the occasional POP! as Vash uses the knife hidden in his boot to pop them all one by one.

Hopefully no one opens the cargo bay door to unleash the sea into the rest of the ship!

Also in the crate is a "gift" 135 small packages of colourful sand art kits. Because what man who spent over 130 years on a desert would want more then brightly coloured sand?]


Anyone want some free dirt? [Will be the offer he makes after the balloons were all destroyed and the evidence tossed.]
bythewaves: (hm?)

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[personal profile] bythewaves 2017-08-21 01:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Vash? Why are you offering dirt?
bythewaves: (hm?)

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[personal profile] bythewaves 2017-08-22 07:15 am (UTC)(link)
Ah... a gift from our hosts, then? I hope it is not as... persistent as the one they gave me!
bythewaves: (Arnold concern)

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[personal profile] bythewaves 2017-08-23 09:53 am (UTC)(link)
Every time we get rid of it, we turn around and a new one appears. It also appears to um. Stalk people, showing up in places where we did not leave it.
bythewaves: (hm?)

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[personal profile] bythewaves 2017-08-23 01:58 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't think so - I cannot sense any of the Houseless, and Mikleo does not report any of the malice from his own world, either. Besides, the Houseless would not wish an inanimate object as their body, I am sure. I am hopeful it is merely some strange prank by our hosts.
bythewaves: (look down)

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[personal profile] bythewaves 2017-08-24 06:02 am (UTC)(link)
The kazoo is fine, it's the vuvuzela that seems to like stalking people. [ Maglor shudders ] At least it doesn't spontaneously blow itself!
bythewaves: (coffee)

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[personal profile] bythewaves 2017-08-26 05:03 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Gloomily ]

About the only thing I haven't tried yet is bringing it to the forge and tossing it into the fire, but Maedhros drew the line at that. He seems to find it "cute".
bythewaves: (hm?)

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[personal profile] bythewaves 2017-08-28 02:27 am (UTC)(link)
[ Maglor makes a face ]

I remain unconvinced it is anything more than our sponsors playing some sort of prank, but I suppose you have a point.
bythewaves: (whut)

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[personal profile] bythewaves 2017-08-28 01:21 pm (UTC)(link)
But...how would it be useful?
bythewaves: (whut)

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[personal profile] bythewaves 2017-08-29 01:53 am (UTC)(link)
[ Just that confused face forever ]

But.... why?
bythewaves: (whut)

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[personal profile] bythewaves 2017-08-29 05:10 am (UTC)(link)
I... well... no....
bythewaves: (Arnold smile)

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[personal profile] bythewaves 2017-08-31 06:18 am (UTC)(link)
[ Maglor just shakes his head at Vash, although he cannot help the smile ]

Alright then, I will do so, and you can explain to Mikleo and Sorey.
bythewaves: (Arnold smile)

video ... realisation mags is older than Vash lol

[personal profile] bythewaves 2017-09-01 02:46 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Maglor laughs and shakes his head fondly ]

Alright, Vash. For you.

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