Twin Roses Mingle

[mrfancyhat]

Who: Roses & Friends
Broadcast: N/A
Action: Twin Roses
When: August and... since it's late enough in the month, maybe September?

[We got an additional member and maybe some visitors!]

Comments

[candothat]

Your guesses sound very like the others that I have heard. [A dramatic and put-upon sigh, as if he has to deal with vague portents of disaster all the time and finds them endlessly tiresome.] What good are these prophetic dreams if they don't provide any specifics?

[goldenglasses]

Exactly! It would be so much easier if they would just be up front about things! They're already sending out a tailored dream to warn about something to a bunch of different people. Really now, how much harder would it be to just say this thing is happening at this time?

It would probably save on the dream's theatrical budget too!

[candothat]

It would be far more efficient for everyone involved--for them, for us. They could skip dreams entirely and send a text.

...Unless the impracticality of it all is entertaining for them. This theoretical viewing audience that we have seems to enjoy it when our lives are complicated.

[goldenglasses]

I'm sure it is. I suppose reading a book without any conflict would be just a tad dull.

Still, it would be nice to get a bit of a clearer hint.

[candothat]

It would be a short book. Not always a bad quality.

Since I think that clarity will only come with whatever misfortune has been predicted, there is little more that we can do. [He ruffles Seeker's ears.] Beyond being prepared for everything, of course.

[goldenglasses]

Yeah! And with short books you can sound smart by saying things like: I finished a whole book today! No one needs to know it was a short book!

And everything. I got it! So I'll prepare for famine, drought, flooding, fire, hurricanes, dust storms, zombies, tornado, a lack of donuts, the sun going out, killer ducks, the flu, really persistent insurance agents, thunder and lightening storms, invading creatures, did I say famine? Yes I did. I think I did. And a swarm of flying things with teeth, and sink holes, and sand worms, and...

[He'd going to keep going until he's interrupted or his company walks away.]

[candothat]

[Why would he walk away? Vash is extremely entertaining.]

Temporal anomalies and aliens with god-like powers as well. Those can both be almost as troublesome as a lack of donuts.

[goldenglasses]

Almost, but not nearly as terrifying if you ask me!

[candothat]

This I agree with.