[action] not-so-secret completely off-season santa

[ahappylie]

Who: Okita vs Everyone
Broadcast: No
Action: Everywhere on the Fleet
When: During the drift

[He was asleep for so long that he had very little time on the planet. But he only needed a little time to get what he needed. Just after the drift begins and the planet is a distant spark on the horizon, he starts flitting from ship to ship and cabin to cabin to find people.

Action for Goldstone
For the members of his crew, he has a little gift for everyone. He'll be coming by crew cabins or finding people at their stations, anywhere they are, so he can deliver a little handwrapped present with a smile.

Action for the Fleet
With his main gifts given out, he'll start shuttling over to ships at random. Wonder what that noise is in the cargo bay? What about that weird banging noise in the kitchen? Well it's the Fleet's resident samurai, piglet in tow, and he's leaving little gift baskets for each ship - candy, non-perishables like dried fruit and canned goods, shower gel, a flamingo hat, random weird junk like these things, etc. Whatever he could buy down on the planet, he's stuffed into baskets and is leaving them on every ship for everyone.

Or you could find him wandering the Iskaulit with Saizou trailing behind passing out brightly colored candies. Who knows what flavors they are - maybe Floot Loops.]

Comments

[ahappylie]

[Don't worry, he'll be free of Okita soon enough. He'll have a week-long vacay at least.]

He may be a smart piglet, but he's still just a piglet.

[Plus he misses his family as much as anyone, so seeing another pig - even in Crowley's care - might be enough to settle him down. It's crazy enough to work! Or just make Saizo think Crowley is holding a pig hostage. One of the two.]

Just be sure to be nice to your pig pillow where he can see it.

[onlyanapple]

[What a fun time for everyone. ]

Ugh, so I have to display the bloody thing?

[ahappylie]

[A joyous occasion indeed.]

You don't have to.

[He taps a finger against his chin.]

Buuuuut how else would he see you being nice to it and know to be nicer to you?

[onlyanapple]

...I hate it when you use logic on me, but I really think this will cause more damage to my reputation than it's worth.

[ahappylie]

[Okita smiles because he knows he has Crowley in the very worst position and that makes him laugh - but only on the inside. He doesn't want to be airlocked.]

I'm sure a demon of your caliber can find a way to be sneaky about it. I believe in you, Crowley-san.

[onlyanapple]

Ugh. Why do you have to say it like that?

...Fine.

[ahappylie]

[Because he's a horrible human being, that's why.

Okita claps his hands together once and smiles even wider than before, if that's even possible.]

I'm so glad you like your present then! I have others to give things to, so I'll be seeing you soon, hm?

[onlyanapple]

[He hates his life. He hates everything.]

Yeah, sure. Whatever.

[ahappylie]

[He spins in a little circle, gives Crowley a wave and then skips off down the hall because his day is complete.

Crowley owns a pig pillow.]