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driftfleet2017-09-01 12:57 am
theroadwarrior) wrote in driftfleet2017-09-01 12:57 am
Entry tags:
Glitch Log; Open to All, God Help You
Who: Max... mostly. And you.
Broadcast: N/A
Action: Iskaulit or Starstruck.
When: September 1st until... whenever I'm tired of writing this LMFAO. warning DOGS, DOGS, DOGS--!!!
I. STARSTRUCK
Max is busy today, alright?
The Starstruck will find themselves with the usual business from Max; he hangs out primarily in the cargo bay with Rock -- eating Rock's food of course, because nobody can get him to eat human food... unless, you know, you leave it on the counter. Sorry, did you make a burger? In this kitchen? Shame on you, it's gone now. Wastelander rule 101: you leave it unattended, he's gonna make sure it doesn't go to waste. Max also hobbles into his room and naps a bit restlessly; he mostly still goes into his favorite shuttle; he hangs around Peggy's room, anxious for her to wake up from her coma; he grumbles and growls at unwelcomed company; he skips out on bathing, skips out on using utensils, chews on his own leg, barks for attention--
Okay, yeah, you get it.
Max is a dog.
It might not be the most obvious thing in the world, for his crew, not at first. Sure, there's a pitbull in the cargo bay wearing a scarf and hobbling on a bum leg, but Max's actual pet dog Rock... also wears a scarf and has a bum leg. He's a short and stocky fellow, though, and if he's investigated enough one will find he's got familiar scarring on his head and around his arms.
Hell, maybe this is the most obvious thing ever.
Either way... act as you would normally around Max.
Hide your food.
Don't leave anything laying around he'll take for a bed.
Don't startle him awake.
And don't you even think about muzzling him.
II. THE PREQUEL; THE ISKAULIT
A day earlier, before his return to the Starstruck, Max had turned into a dog thanks to the most gracious kind Atroma aboard the Iskaulit -- so if you happen upon him, he'll be at his most flummoxed here. He's not... quite aware of the issue at hand, but he does know something is wrong. Something very wrong, and while a large part of Max is in this dog... there's not exactly a human brain working in there.
Good luck with the wandering, cautious dog.
(Basically, a wildcard that happens first for those who don't visit the Starstruck.
Feel free to hit me up for plotting something different than what's listed, of course!
Tags will be from theroaddog account. Ha. Hahaha.)
Broadcast: N/A
Action: Iskaulit or Starstruck.
When: September 1st until... whenever I'm tired of writing this LMFAO. warning DOGS, DOGS, DOGS--!!!
I. STARSTRUCK
Max is busy today, alright?
The Starstruck will find themselves with the usual business from Max; he hangs out primarily in the cargo bay with Rock -- eating Rock's food of course, because nobody can get him to eat human food... unless, you know, you leave it on the counter. Sorry, did you make a burger? In this kitchen? Shame on you, it's gone now. Wastelander rule 101: you leave it unattended, he's gonna make sure it doesn't go to waste. Max also hobbles into his room and naps a bit restlessly; he mostly still goes into his favorite shuttle; he hangs around Peggy's room, anxious for her to wake up from her coma; he grumbles and growls at unwelcomed company; he skips out on bathing, skips out on using utensils, chews on his own leg, barks for attention--
Okay, yeah, you get it.
Max is a dog.
It might not be the most obvious thing in the world, for his crew, not at first. Sure, there's a pitbull in the cargo bay wearing a scarf and hobbling on a bum leg, but Max's actual pet dog Rock... also wears a scarf and has a bum leg. He's a short and stocky fellow, though, and if he's investigated enough one will find he's got familiar scarring on his head and around his arms.
Hell, maybe this is the most obvious thing ever.
Either way... act as you would normally around Max.
Hide your food.
Don't leave anything laying around he'll take for a bed.
Don't startle him awake.
And don't you even think about muzzling him.
II. THE PREQUEL; THE ISKAULIT
A day earlier, before his return to the Starstruck, Max had turned into a dog thanks to the most gracious kind Atroma aboard the Iskaulit -- so if you happen upon him, he'll be at his most flummoxed here. He's not... quite aware of the issue at hand, but he does know something is wrong. Something very wrong, and while a large part of Max is in this dog... there's not exactly a human brain working in there.
Good luck with the wandering, cautious dog.
(Basically, a wildcard that happens first for those who don't visit the Starstruck.
Feel free to hit me up for plotting something different than what's listed, of course!
Tags will be from theroaddog account. Ha. Hahaha.)