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Glitch Log; Open to All, God Help You
Who: Max... mostly. And you.
Broadcast: N/A
Action: Iskaulit or Starstruck.
When: September 1st until... whenever I'm tired of writing this LMFAO. warning DOGS, DOGS, DOGS--!!!
I. STARSTRUCK
Max is busy today, alright?
The Starstruck will find themselves with the usual business from Max; he hangs out primarily in the cargo bay with Rock -- eating Rock's food of course, because nobody can get him to eat human food... unless, you know, you leave it on the counter. Sorry, did you make a burger? In this kitchen? Shame on you, it's gone now. Wastelander rule 101: you leave it unattended, he's gonna make sure it doesn't go to waste. Max also hobbles into his room and naps a bit restlessly; he mostly still goes into his favorite shuttle; he hangs around Peggy's room, anxious for her to wake up from her coma; he grumbles and growls at unwelcomed company; he skips out on bathing, skips out on using utensils, chews on his own leg, barks for attention--
Okay, yeah, you get it.
Max is a dog.

It might not be the most obvious thing in the world, for his crew, not at first. Sure, there's a pitbull in the cargo bay wearing a scarf and hobbling on a bum leg, but Max's actual pet dog Rock... also wears a scarf and has a bum leg. He's a short and stocky fellow, though, and if he's investigated enough one will find he's got familiar scarring on his head and around his arms.
Hell, maybe this is the most obvious thing ever.
Either way... act as you would normally around Max.
Hide your food.
Don't leave anything laying around he'll take for a bed.
Don't startle him awake.
And don't you even think about muzzling him.
II. THE PREQUEL; THE ISKAULIT
A day earlier, before his return to the Starstruck, Max had turned into a dog thanks to the most gracious kind Atroma aboard the Iskaulit -- so if you happen upon him, he'll be at his most flummoxed here. He's not... quite aware of the issue at hand, but he does know something is wrong. Something very wrong, and while a large part of Max is in this dog... there's not exactly a human brain working in there.
Good luck with the wandering, cautious dog.
(Basically, a wildcard that happens first for those who don't visit the Starstruck.
Feel free to hit me up for plotting something different than what's listed, of course!
Tags will be from theroaddog account. Ha. Hahaha.)
Broadcast: N/A
Action: Iskaulit or Starstruck.
When: September 1st until... whenever I'm tired of writing this LMFAO. warning DOGS, DOGS, DOGS--!!!
I. STARSTRUCK
Max is busy today, alright?
The Starstruck will find themselves with the usual business from Max; he hangs out primarily in the cargo bay with Rock -- eating Rock's food of course, because nobody can get him to eat human food... unless, you know, you leave it on the counter. Sorry, did you make a burger? In this kitchen? Shame on you, it's gone now. Wastelander rule 101: you leave it unattended, he's gonna make sure it doesn't go to waste. Max also hobbles into his room and naps a bit restlessly; he mostly still goes into his favorite shuttle; he hangs around Peggy's room, anxious for her to wake up from her coma; he grumbles and growls at unwelcomed company; he skips out on bathing, skips out on using utensils, chews on his own leg, barks for attention--
Okay, yeah, you get it.
Max is a dog.

It might not be the most obvious thing in the world, for his crew, not at first. Sure, there's a pitbull in the cargo bay wearing a scarf and hobbling on a bum leg, but Max's actual pet dog Rock... also wears a scarf and has a bum leg. He's a short and stocky fellow, though, and if he's investigated enough one will find he's got familiar scarring on his head and around his arms.
Hell, maybe this is the most obvious thing ever.
Either way... act as you would normally around Max.
Hide your food.
Don't leave anything laying around he'll take for a bed.
Don't startle him awake.
And don't you even think about muzzling him.
II. THE PREQUEL; THE ISKAULIT
A day earlier, before his return to the Starstruck, Max had turned into a dog thanks to the most gracious kind Atroma aboard the Iskaulit -- so if you happen upon him, he'll be at his most flummoxed here. He's not... quite aware of the issue at hand, but he does know something is wrong. Something very wrong, and while a large part of Max is in this dog... there's not exactly a human brain working in there.
Good luck with the wandering, cautious dog.
(Basically, a wildcard that happens first for those who don't visit the Starstruck.
Feel free to hit me up for plotting something different than what's listed, of course!
Tags will be from theroaddog account. Ha. Hahaha.)
Iskaulit
but why not thedogwarriorNow, isn't that interesting. She's never seen a dog with echoes before. Animals don't really tend to that sort of thing.
Of course, it doesn't take her long to recognise these particular echoes. Glory's far too unique. She dusts the last of the snow from her jacket and eyes the dog trotting down the hall with a thoughtful hum. To his senses, she probably smells like an odd mix of human, cat, and fox. (But also, chocolate milk. Because delicious.)
Atroma and glitches, huh. Either that, or he's always been a werewolf. She doubts it very much, but it's extremely fun to picture.
"Well. No wonder we don't get on." Cats and dogs, ha. Ha ha. She crouches down, holding a hand out. "Max. You aware in there?"
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It had to match my other stupid alternate accountsMax looks wary, when he looks at her — because he definitely knows this woman, it's very clearly Katie, yes. But, hmm. Different. Different smell. Or a smell he never noticed before. How'd he miss that stench? For some reason, cat he's familiar with. The ??? scent, less familiar. He's interested in understanding ???. So he wanders over cautiously with his bulbous nose working in overdrive.
He only perks, just slightly, at his name.
Yes? What reason are you using the name? Is there something he needs to do?
The scarred dog stops near her hand, looking expectant.
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"Hungry, boy?" She pats her pockets. She kind of fed the foxes a bit earlier, so maybe she still has some meat left. Not a lot, though. On the other hand, there's two bars and a cafe, she can sort something out.
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Hungry? He's always hungry, even when he's not. It's important to eat, eating is living, right? He steps closer, his nose getting dangerously close to her pocket to seek out the remains of potential meals. Oh, yes. That nose is snuff-sniff-snorting, saying why yes, Katie, he would love to take that stuff off your hands.
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She waits until he's done anyway, before she grins a little. "Got more where that came from, but I'll have to go find it. Want to come for a walk?"
She'll feed the mutt. And make sure he gets back to the right ship. Least she can do.
...oh, and take photos with her communicator, because :D
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Bewilderingly, there's something (someone?) warm beside her. At first she thinks it's Steve, but a blind grope brings her fingertips in contact with fur and she begins to wonder whether Rock somehow wandered into the room --
"Oi," she mutters, struggling to sit up. But when she sets her eyes on the strange creature she freezes. "Good God, who the devil are you."
It isn't a question. Indeed, when she glances around the room, she finds Rock settled by the door. Her first reaction is to wonder, silently, what Steve thinks he's playing at.
Hesitant, she holds a hand out to the strange dog's nose.
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The hand touches him, and he shoves his head under, sets her palm on the wider space between his eyes; grayish-greenish-bluish somethings. He snorts, scoffs. Who is he? She knows who he is. How can she not? She's the one who says his name like clockwork. Max this, Max that, Max, stay out of my tea. Well, maybe if she didn't leave it on a space he could amble up on with these paws of his. Maybe it wouldn't be slobber-clean of tea, eh? You all, he swears. Not an instinctive bone in your two-legged bodies.
He pats his nose against her palm, practically smiling with loose jowels.
Hey. Heeeey. You're awake, is the look.
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With a sigh -- long suffering -- she palms the creature behind the ear and offers up a friendly scratch.
"Does Steve know you're in here, boy? Did he bloody well bring you in?"
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... She doesn't seem too eager to jump up yet, and Max is getting scratches in hard to reach places. So he leans in defeat, sags really, and flops the entirety of his front half over Peggy's legs with a huffffrmmm. Don't stop, you're doing so well. You and your freakishly long paws. He's got nowhere to be, really, even if he feels like he should... have somewhere to be. He can't think that far, though. Not that far.
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Hangar Bay
She lands her shuttle in the Starstruck's hangar bay and walks out with a sack filled with some soups an stews she's been preparing, with the intents of storing them in Starstruck's freezer for Max. While she's not specifically looking for Max himself, she's absolutely not expecting to see a new dog in the bay. She draws a pretty quick conclusion that Max has picked up a friend for Rock, and kneels down to hold a hand out.
Oh, and she brought something for Rock but he can share. With her prosthetic, she reaches into a side pouch and pulls out a strip of jerky, then snaps it in two and hands a piece towards each snout.
"Where'd he get you from, I wonder?"
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Got him from the wastelands, you know. His tail whip-wags, patient -- then gobbles it up. He almost forgets her for a moment; sorry about that. This is just too good, and it's gone before he really knows it. Mmmhm. The taste lingers. He glances sparingly, a large pink tongue whipping up onto his nose, as if there's more there.
Hey.
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She doesn't pet a dog while its eating, but once he's finished and looking for more, she reaches over to stroke a flesh hand over the top of his head.
"Sorry buddy, the rest is for Max." She feels the scarring on the dog's head and wonders what sort of life Max had invariably pulled him from. She settles back on her heels, looking at him suspiciously.
... nah, she dismisses a half-formed thought and stands, heading in to deposit her stash in the Starstruck's gally.
"Guess I'll have to start bringing more jerky."
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He hears his name; that's him, that's his name, so clearly it's for him. And yet she's wandering toward the gally, so he quickly hobbles after her. He has more assortments of scarring, some more patchy than others, over his torso, and he seems wary of everything except for Furiosa; he smells along the ground, alert, attentive. Guarding, perhaps.
Can't let anyone strange into the ship; important to keep everyone safe, keep the territory preserved. It's his job, to defend this place. He'll do it with little complaint, silent but observant.
... Though, he keeps getting distracted by Furiosa putting away food.
Thanks, Furiosa.
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Iskaulit
"Oh, aren't you a little lost?" he asks, bending very carefully has to not frighten what he thinks is just a normal dog more than needed. "Are you hungry? Do you have someone looking for you?"
Iskaulit
He doesn't step closer yet, but he watches with an intense pair of gray-blue-green eyes. Muscular, this dog. Looks sturdy, though he wobbles on a limp. Old wound, old infliction, and Max hardly remembers how it came to be; it's natural now, just how he's built. He doesn't second-guess his body.
Hungry. Buzzword. He looks drawn to it.
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Very carefully, he takes some of the lunch he brought with him out of his bag and then sets it carefully in front of him. He doesn't want to scare the dog away by shoving his hand in the animal's face, but he could coax the dog closer.
"I'm sorry I don't have something better, but you're welcome to it if you want."
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His hesitation continues. Trust is apparently an earned thing, with this one; not like some dogs, happy and bounding over to play. This one watches Victor and his hands very, very carefully. When he closes in on the lunch, he sniffs it with a round brown nose, then looks up like he's trying to figure out if they're on the same page. That he's permitted to eat it, and this isn't some trick.
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iskaulit;
Then again, animals are another story. When she spots the cautious dog she glances around for an owner first, but not seeing anyone she changes her direction to head for it, slowing once she's close. Careful and slow, she holds out her flesh hand.
"Are you here by yourself?" She asks, as if the dog will answer her. Who knows, maybe it will - that wouldn't be strange at all.
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... But he doesn't stray away from her, either. He huffs, but he sits there still, side-eying her for a moment until... he he stands up, wanders over, and bops her hand with his nose. A grudging hello for someone he secretly doesn't mind the company of, damn you.
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She kneels down and, still careful, pets the top of his head. "Hello to you, too." She murmurs. "I guess that is a yes, then?"
A considering pause. "How in the world did you get here, I wonder."
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Did little Timmy fall in the well, Lassie?
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II. THE PREQUEL; THE ISKAULIT
At the edge of her vision, she sees movement and a ball of water, which keeps its roundness, rolls off across the deck.
"Crap," she murmurs under her breath and turns to find it.
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What happens if he tries to bite this ball of water?
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"Ah!" she calls, clapping her hands. "Such a mighty hunter! You want another one?"
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It's just gone.
He looks at her, alarmed, like he'd gone and busted an actual real thing. Her real thing. Never good, when you break something of someone else's, huh? Usually they get rightly pissed off at that; he's learned over his dog years, you don't mess with someone else's things. Not their food, not their drink, not unless you've got strong legs and a good run left in you. It's quite comical, really.
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