[Open] Fuck superstitions tbh.

[padadin]

Who: Shiro and you!
Broadcast: Nope, but you can still reach him through the communicator if you want.
Action: On the planet + the asteroid field.
When: First two weeks of the month, before metaplot hits us.
This got longer than I expected, sorry for all the cuts!

A. The fortune tellers

[Shiro doesn't believe in superstitions or fortune tellers, and whatever amulets he may've had at home was kept because they were gifts, not because he thought they would give him good luck. But he also knows the importance of respecting other cultures and not judging others for their beliefs - that's key in diplomacy. Besides, there are so many races with varied powers, who says they can't actually predict the future?]

TWENTY-NINTH?! [A particular reader exclaims after Shiro mumbles his birthday - February 29th.] You're living a cursed life! A kid trapped in an adult body!

[Shiro is used to leap baby jokes, but this is new. Keeping his poker face is getting more and more difficult right now, and anyone can see his eyebrow twitching...]

Let me see your hands, I beg you, sir, we must determine if--

[The alien screeches when he sees his metal hand, and Shiro is just DONE. He steps back, bumping into you. Help please? The reader is following him...]

B. Exploring + zip-lining

[He's been avoiding the city as much as possible after the fortune incident, so exploring it is! He loves space and all, but he has to admit, it's nice to see some real nature again, especially when it's so similar to Earth.

He visits both Yanti Rock and Eynewa’s Bow, climbing those "thousand steps" and going through the ravine with a smile on his face and barely sweating. Considering how buff he is, it shouldn't be surprising, now is it? Obviously he likes exercise.]

Are you okay there? [If he sees you tired, fellow explorer, he'll offer you his own water bottle, or even an arm to rest against to carry you somewhere when you can sit and rest. That's important too! While his expression during the exploring has been relaxed and content, that changes to very excited when they arrive to the zip-lining area.] Nervous? It can be done in pairs, if you want company.

[The company of a tall, beefy man that who knows how much he weights, yep...]

C. Job: bodyguard (bar area)

[A bodyguard job? Why not! He's patient enough for this, and safety of citizens is important to him. So he puts on his armor from home (sans helmet) and stands by some curtains at the back of the most popular bar in the city. If someone tries to get in, he's quick to put an arm in front of them.]

Sorry, VIP only.

D. Astronomy

[Oh yes, this captain is getting his chart updated, thank you. But he doesn't leave after he's done with that, no. He stays and talks with the scientist, definitely showing knowledge of the subject himself - passion, too. This is his element, and it shows. He waits patiently for his turn at the amazing, giant observatory telescopes, and handles them like a pro. He'll offer his help too if you need it, fellow space nerd or curious tourist!]

I'm glad places like this exist across the universe, [He comments with an eye on the lens.] I don't want this reality show to ruin people's interest in space.

[There's a raw honesty behind that statement. His own interest hasn't died even after space has broken him, after all.]

E. Asteroid field

[Shiro is wiping the floor with the locals.

And honestly? He doesn't feel bad about it. Well, maybe a liiiiitle bit. But mostly, he doesn't. This is his skill, his training, his years of work, his element. He won't apologize for being good at what he does. Shiro doesn't stop grinning and there's a gleam in his eyes - ask him for a race or a game of chicken. He dares you!

Or maybe you're just in the audience? That's fine too, because he has too many prizes and he doesn't need them all. He's doing this for fun.]

Do you want this? I don't need it. [He asks with a raise of his eyebrow as he hands you an amulet for "bad karma". Ugh, he doesn't want to be anywhere near this thing.]

F. Stargazing - closed to Kate

[He asks her on a whim.

It's not even a proper "asking her". He just mentions where he's going, and tells her she's free to come along. She accepts and well, if he smiles like an idiot then, that's just a coincidence. Yeah.

He finds the tour incredibly interesting, even the ghost stories. Sure, he doesn't believe in superstitions, but he likes old legends that tie in how people in the old days tried to understand space. The local story of the moon being the huntress guardian of the planet/prince definitely touches a fighter like him, especially when he's enjoying the company of someone he wishes to protect with every limb of his.]

Did you enjoy that? [He asks when they finally reach break time, getting comfy on the ground of the outskirts. He looks pretty content with the experience, and she definitely has to do with it.] Or was it too much space talk for you?

Comments

[padadin]

[He can't help it, he groans and drags a hand down his face.]

Do you have to put it like that? [He knows she's joking, but it still kinda bothers him, because--] I actually heard Hunk called me space dad once.

[ladybro]

Well, now I'm convinced. I think I have to put it exactly like that. [ she bites down on a knuckle, at least trying to contain her snickering. ] Space dad? Really?

I don't know who I pity more.

[padadin]

[He turns his head to give her a look. The nickname kinda bothers him but--]

Don't you dare pity me.

[ladybro]

Okay, okay. With disapproving glances like that I think it's obvious I gotta pity them instead.

[ poor bastards, dealing with a space dad like this. kate's unrepentant. kate's grinning. ]

[padadin]

[Blushing a little, he looks away, but he's smiling a bit. How can he not, when she grins at him like that.]

...they're good guys. And I'm proud of them. Which I guess it makes me sound a bit like a dad. But I'd rather be an older brother - Keith calls me that, and it works.

[ladybro]

You probably are more like an older brother to them. But that's teens for you -- anyone over twenty is, like, a straight up parental unit. I remember a little bit of what that was like.

[padadin]

I guess you're right. Did you ever have anyone like that as a superhero? Because I don't think Clint fits that description.

[At least, that's what he got from her stories anyway.]

[ladybro]

-- Jessica Jones.

[ it's quick and honest and said with a smile. ] Don't get me wrong, Clint was my mentor. But Jessica's -- well, she's a little tougher to explain.

[padadin]

[Quick and honest indeed - he notices that, and he's glad that it's an easy answer, glad that she's had someone like that to guide her.]

You don't have to if you don't want. [He's curious, but he respects her limits.] It's not like I can go on detail about Keith, either.

[That's Keith's story to tell.]

[ladybro]

Oh, no, nothing like that. [ kate shakes her head. ] Just that Jessica's one of those superheroes I've never really worked with but she's had a pretty big influence. I suppose. She's the one who told me Captain America thought I should take on the Hawkeye name. She's the one who...

Well, okay. She said this stupid sentimental thing. Once. And it stuck with me.

[padadin]

[Alright, that? That makes him grin like an idiot. Because he's great at giving speeches and stupid sentimental phrases. This is golden.]

Can I ask what it was?

[ladybro]

She's got this little girl. This -- sweet baby. [ kate can't contain her smile. ] And early on, before I even knew what the hell I was doing? Jessica said to me that if her daughter grows up to be anything like me? Well. That'd be alright.

[ jessica actually said she'd consider herself lucky. but kate can't quite bring herself to quote her note for note. ]

I don't think anyone's ever said anything quite as awesome as that to me. Not before or not since.

[padadin]

[Blink, blink... yeah, sitting up now.]

Kate, that's not stupid. That's incredibly powerful - of course it stuck with you. It'll be hard to top. [The grin is a softer smile now.] And I'd have to agree with her.

[ladybro]

[ oh hell no she is deflecting ALL of this kindness with a very simple: ] See, statements like that are why they call you space dad.

[padadin]

Don't encourage them! [He groans again as he falls back on the grass, not meeting her eyes. Sulking? He isn't sulking, he's a paladin!] Remind me to never give you a compliment again.

[Which is bullshit, of course, he lives to reassure people.]

[ladybro]

[ slyly: ] How can I be encouraging them when it's you I'm talking to, huh?

[padadin]

You know what I meant.

[Thank goodness she's talking to him and not the team, actually, this information is dynamite in their hands.]

I wanted you to try Hunk's food, but now I know I can't leave two you alone in the kitchen.

[ladybro]

Aw, come on. [ she teases. ] Don't you trust me?

[padadin]

With my life? Sure. [Which is 100% true and not just teasing.] Around Hunk? I don't know. His food is magical. I bet he could make you feel in New York again.

[ladybro]

And what about that makes the situation inherently untrustworthy, huh?

[ explain yourself, boy. ]

[padadin]

You'll be agreeing with all his nicknames for me after he feeds you.

[The magic of their yellow chef!]

[ladybro]

So. There are other nicknames?

[padadin]

[...quiznak.]

Shiro is a nickname. [He isn't dodging, you are.] I guess Lance calls me boss or boss-man some times?

[And called him a beefcake when talking about him to Kate. Which he hopes Kate has forgotten...]

[ladybro]

Both of those are suuuuper predictable. [ ... ] I was hoping for something with a bit more wow-factor.

[padadin]

They are embarrassing. [To him anyway. He arches an eyebrow at her.] Nobody has ever called you something you didn't like?