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[AUDIO] [Full Ship Broadcast, Above and Below.]

Hold on - I just need - okay so ... so I think they've gotten to the towers.

[Tyrion's voice came in clearer, as he moved towards the communicator.]

Right - no picture - but who wants to look at my terrible visage anyways - hello? Hello, can you hear me, Planetside? This is Tyrion Lannister of the SS First Breath. I repeat, this is Tyrion Lannister of the SS First Breath. Can you hear me? Is anyone alive down there?

[Let's see if that slippery bastard is a liar, eh?]

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Ugh. I know. Don't rub it in.

But if I do not rub it in, how will we know who is the superior engineer?

Well, that's me. Hands down.

Still, you have not brought communications on line.

Honestly the only way to prove it, Gil, is if you manage to light up the anti-aircraft guns down on the surface like it is the harvest festival.

We gotta know where their base is to do that, and plan an allied attack, and not get killed on the way in.

Yeeeees? I thought the Fleet's best engineer would already have a plan for that. Or is that still me?

I think you mistook "engineer" for "pathfinder."

[He remembers Tyrion doesn't know what that is after a moment.] Which is short-hand for "impossibly bad ass leader who everyone puts their hopes and dreams on."

.... Right. Well. Any chance you could build us a Pathfinder? Or make some sort of Atroma calling machine to get us a few of those?

Ha! If Pathfinder Ryder showed up here, we might actually have a good time on our hands. And I feel like Atroma doesn't want that.

Well now I rather want her to show up sooner rather than later.

It would be nice to have someone from Andromeda here. I have a few questions to ask her anyway.

For now, we got to focus on the crazy cannibal cult in the woods.

Like, how the hell do we get out of here, oh great hero?

True ... weapons and supplies, on their way to you now.

You give us the nicest gifts.

What can I say? I am moderately fond of some of you.

Aww. It's nice to know you care.

Well if I didn't then you would all be stuck on a planet of murderous lizards.

True. True.

We're lucky to have you.

Yes, and don't you forget it, apparent usurper of 'Most Incredible Engineer'.

I have the feeling that you're pretty impossible to forget, my friend.

People keep telling me that - I am not entirely certain it is a good thing.

Eh, right now it is. But even then I'd rather be infamous than forgettable.

... yes I am most certainly 'infamous'.

[In so many ways.]

The Infamous Tyrion does have a nice ring to it.

I now request a banner be made of that and hung in my workshop.

I could totally make that once we're back up there.

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