Peter Parker (
wallcrawler) wrote in
driftfleet2017-12-02 09:17 pm
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[action / unintentional video]
Who: Peter Parker
Broadcast: [Unintentional] Video
Action: Huntress peeps!
When: Backdated to his arrival on the 1st!
[In keeping with the whole "nobody warned him about any of this" trend that'd been going on, Pete had only been on the Marsiva for a few minutes before being beamed right off it to another ship. So, anyone aboard the Huntress, surprise! There's now a tiny teenager just falling to the deck like somebody'd yanked a chair out from under him. And the Atroma had been nice enough to make sure the network station on the bridge recorded the whole thing. How thoughtful.]
Seriously?! At least warn-
[...and getting his book bag dropped on him. There'd obviously been some oversight, and it was teleported in just in time to conspire with gravity to add injury to insult. Somehow, the tinny fanfare and confetti weren't quite enough to make up for the inconvenience. Maybe give the shoeless kid a hand? It might be just a little mean to leave him there, who knows what else might get beamed in after him. He seems more concerned with rubbing at the back of his head where he'd been attacked by his own school supplies than getting out of the way, after all.]
Okay, officially over space- can I wake up now?
Broadcast: [Unintentional] Video
Action: Huntress peeps!
When: Backdated to his arrival on the 1st!
[In keeping with the whole "nobody warned him about any of this" trend that'd been going on, Pete had only been on the Marsiva for a few minutes before being beamed right off it to another ship. So, anyone aboard the Huntress, surprise! There's now a tiny teenager just falling to the deck like somebody'd yanked a chair out from under him. And the Atroma had been nice enough to make sure the network station on the bridge recorded the whole thing. How thoughtful.]
Seriously?! At least warn-
[...and getting his book bag dropped on him. There'd obviously been some oversight, and it was teleported in just in time to conspire with gravity to add injury to insult. Somehow, the tinny fanfare and confetti weren't quite enough to make up for the inconvenience. Maybe give the shoeless kid a hand? It might be just a little mean to leave him there, who knows what else might get beamed in after him. He seems more concerned with rubbing at the back of his head where he'd been attacked by his own school supplies than getting out of the way, after all.]
Okay, officially over space- can I wake up now?

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[Well on the bright side, he's been momentarily distracted from moping about the whole situation. Outwardly, anyway. The drawback here is now he's going to play along.]
I'll even settle for the decorative throw variety!
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I could cheer for a million dollars as long as I'm at it. That's pretty soft unless it comes in quarters.
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Besides, at the rate it's been going so far? I don't think anybody's gonna be impressed by expensive bruising.
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[It...says a lot that that's the most serious thing on the list.]
At this point I'm pretty sure it just counts as preparation.
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Preparation for what?
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[Again. He's broken his curfew once it wasn't fun and that is a woman who has managed to refine guilt into a weapon of mass destruction, okay. It's awful.]
Oh, you know. Whatever the next surprise is. Maybe they'll find my shoes and send those through.
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You really don't have shoes?
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[Aaaaaaaand suspicions raised.]
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[if you also know his shoe size he is hanging up this space phone]
I mean that's kind of something you really don't expect to hear from a total stranger! In space!
[Okay that last qualifier probably wasn't entirely necessary but he does feel like that should at least make it at least a little more improbable.]
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My name's Kitty Pryde, and I doubt this part is going to make you feel better, but it is the truth. I'm pretty sure I've met you before. Or a version of you anyway. This isn't just space. It's a whole multiverse thing.
We were friends.
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Okay, slightly less weird, I guess. We didn't, uh...
[He'll just be pointing back and forth now, at the console and at himself here, while he tries to figure out the most delicate way to ask this. It's not a long pause, but it's definitely enough to approach "awkward" territory]
...Other Me didn't flake out on you or anything, did he?
[Look he is literally too pure to ask anything else, he's just worried they pulled...well, a Peter Parker, really.]
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[Did you even know a person could turn this shade of red, Kitty? Because Pete here was putting tomatoes to shame]
I just meant, he didn't bail on you for anything important did he? Not that that's not super important- it is! But that's definitely not what I meant!
[Have mercy]
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We were friends.