just a quick but important broadcast

[throwsdown]

Who: Takeshi and you!
Broadcast: everyone
Action: Goldstone if wanted
When: RIGHT AT MIDNIGHT, RIGHT INTO 2018.



[3.... 2.... 1....]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, CROWLEY!!!

[BLOWS KAZOOS AND POPS POPPERS]

Comments

[video for now]

[spacebro]

I didn't know it was Crowley's birthday too. It's also a friend from home's birthday. [In which "home" is Earth and not Daxam at least.]

Video

[onlyanapple]

...

[Oh fuck he'd forgotten. ]

NO. No we talked about this!

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[onlyanapple]

It's not my birthday, I wasn't even born!

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[spacebro]

Nameday? Wait, how can you not be born?

video;

[sylphid]

[Can you see her smirking, Crowley? Because she is.]

He needs a birthday party.

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[onlyanapple]

Absolutely not on the nameday. I'm not even using my real name.

I was created. By...well, THE Creator. Him Upstairs. Regardless- not born- and created before time even existed, so the whole concept of a birthday for me is ridiculous. Takeshi just won't let it go.

video;

[onlyanapple]

Don't you fucking dare.

video;

[sylphid]

[His resistance is met with a kazoo blowing at the camera.]

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[onlyanapple]

[Crowley stares at the screen for quite some time. Then, very slowly, he reaches over and flicks the off switch.


He's gone to think about his life now. ]

[sylphid]

[~SPECIAL FRIEND~]

voice;

[noprophecies]

Can it be his birthday a little quieter? Some of us are trying to sleep.

[here comes the fun police]

video;

[throwsdown]

[A DEEP FROWN.

Look what you've done, he's slowly and sadly lowering his kazoo. You monster.]

... You don't want to celebrate, too? It's a special time...

[video]

[throwsdown]

Really?! What birthday friend do you got?

Video

[throwsdown]

You were too mean about it, so I did it anyways.

I got you a present!! It's really cool.

video;

[throwsdown]

We can have one right now! Just come down!

But you gotta get him a gift. Then I'll share the cupcakes I got; they're really good ones, too!!

[RIGHT FROM THE MELTING POT]

video;

[noprophecies]

[she's heartless, she knows.

. . . even if she feels a little bad]

You know how I feel about birthdays.

video;

[sylphid]

I can figure something out.

[Although she needs to ask:] How old are you?

voice;

[onlyanapple]

It's not my fucking birthday. I'm absolving myself of all blame for anyone's lack of sleep.

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[onlyanapple]

That's not how this works!!

...


What kind of present? Is it booze?

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[throwsdown]

... I'm not old enough to get booze from the bar yet.

But I got you something cooler!

video;

[throwsdown]

I'm nine years old!!

[FLEX, FLEX]

I'm just a lil' runty is all!

[At least he's self-aware.]

video;

[throwsdown]

But it's not yours, it's Crowley's! So you can tease him instead.

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[sylphid]

[Fie stares in silence for a long moment before shrugging.]

Sure, why not? I'll stop by his bar and grab some slushies. They're blue.

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[onlyanapple]

Poor excuse that.

Cooler than booze?

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[throwsdown]

[YOU ARE BEING A POOR EXAMPLE.]

Yup, way cooler! Because it'll last longer. You can probably drink a whole bottle of that stuff in, like, two seconds.