just a quick but important broadcast

[throwsdown]

Who: Takeshi and you!
Broadcast: everyone
Action: Goldstone if wanted
When: RIGHT AT MIDNIGHT, RIGHT INTO 2018.



[3.... 2.... 1....]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, CROWLEY!!!

[BLOWS KAZOOS AND POPS POPPERS]

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[spacebro]

I didn't know it was Crowley's birthday too. It's also a friend from home's birthday. [In which "home" is Earth and not Daxam at least.]

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[onlyanapple]

It's not my birthday, I wasn't even born!

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[spacebro]

Nameday? Wait, how can you not be born?

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[throwsdown]

Really?! What birthday friend do you got?

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[spacebro]

Winn Scott. Did you know him?

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[onlyanapple]

...

[Oh fuck he'd forgotten. ]

NO. No we talked about this!

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[throwsdown]

You were too mean about it, so I did it anyways.

I got you a present!! It's really cool.

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[onlyanapple]

That's not how this works!!

...


What kind of present? Is it booze?

[lord_wizard]

[Somewhere in the background, out of frame, Felix hasn't yet gone to sleep but is heading that direction, curled up in the corner in a robe with a book. He looks up, eyebrows raised]

What did I miss?

[onlyanapple]

[Everything is AWFUL, Felix, Crowley turns to wave his communicator about, gesturing at it with his other hand. LOOK AT THIS MESS. ]

Takeshi's telling everyone it's my bloody birthday.

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[sylphid]

[Can you see her smirking, Crowley? Because she is.]

He needs a birthday party.

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[onlyanapple]

Don't you fucking dare.

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[throwsdown]

We can have one right now! Just come down!

But you gotta get him a gift. Then I'll share the cupcakes I got; they're really good ones, too!!

[RIGHT FROM THE MELTING POT]

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[noprophecies]

Can it be his birthday a little quieter? Some of us are trying to sleep.

[here comes the fun police]

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[throwsdown]

[A DEEP FROWN.

Look what you've done, he's slowly and sadly lowering his kazoo. You monster.]

... You don't want to celebrate, too? It's a special time...

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[onlyanapple]

It's not my fucking birthday. I'm absolving myself of all blame for anyone's lack of sleep.

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[aetherflows]

[Alphinaud sits up with a start. That's a loud noise. SO MANY LOUD NOISES. His poor large ears.]

What in the name of the Twelve--

[The bed is warm and he doesn't want to roll out of it, so he squints into the video feed.]

Crowley's birthday? [Isn't he like... a demon or something? Those aren't born, are they?]

... Did you wake him up? As much as I'm sure he appreciates the gesture, he seems to enjoy sleeping through the twilight hours.

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[onlyanapple]

YES. YES HE FUCKING DOES.

And no. It's really not.

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[throwsdown]

Yeah, I woke him up! Like this!

[He blows a kazoo proudly.]

Make you sure tell him happy birthday! Everyone should get a happy birthday.

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[stormfist]

[ Haaahahaha Jayden was still awake, thankfully, so she's not annoyed - just amused as all hell. ]

Nice. Need one of those balloons that say "Over the hill".

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[onlyanapple]

I'm an immortal, ageless being. I don't go over the hill.

...And it's not my birthday anyway!

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[throwsdown]

Over the hill? Is there something important on the other side?

[Jayden, you're the only one who gets my midnight turmoil.]

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[pain_train]

Holy fuck is it really Crowley's birthday? That's awesome! I better make him a card and like... um... what do you even get someone that's a kajillion years old?

I KNOW! I'm gonna make him a unicorn! But like... a stabby unicorn!

[This is SO EXCITING.]

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[throwsdown]

He's 6,001!

[That's Crowley's fault, he created that number in their conversation. It's law now.]

... I bet he'd really like a stabby unicorn.

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[onlyanapple]

It's not my fucking birthday.

AN NO STABBY UNICORNS!!!