just a quick but important broadcast

[throwsdown]

Who: Takeshi and you!
Broadcast: everyone
Action: Goldstone if wanted
When: RIGHT AT MIDNIGHT, RIGHT INTO 2018.



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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, CROWLEY!!!

[BLOWS KAZOOS AND POPS POPPERS]

Comments

Re: voice;

[noprophecies]

Yes, and that is why I called you that.

Goodness, I hope so. I get precious little as it is.

voice;

[onlyanapple]

You know what can help with that? Alcohol!

voice;

[noprophecies]

Do you realize how much I drink already? Besides, it doesn't work for me.

voice;

[onlyanapple]

I do, but I reckon we'll find the ceiling for that eventually. There HAS to be one.

voice;

[noprophecies]

You just want me to drink more.

voice;

[onlyanapple]

I'm a barkeep- it's pretty much my prerogative.

voice;

[noprophecies]

Yes, well - if there is a ceiling, it's very high. It takes quite a bit to get me drunk, let alone sleepy drunk.

voice;

[onlyanapple]

I'm not afraid of a challenge~

voice;

[noprophecies]

You need to find stronger alcohol, then. The kind the dwarves make back home does the trick.

voice;

[onlyanapple]

I found some really strong stuff on a planet way back when. It tastes awful but it's pretty much like paint thinner. Will that do?

voice;

[noprophecies]

How awful is awful, though?

. . . can it be mixed with something less awful?

voice;

[onlyanapple]

You know, I could probably mix it with some of my slushie stuff so it tastes of...blue. How about that?

voice;

[noprophecies]

Is . . . blue actually a flavor?

[she slowly tilts her head, eyebrows furrowed] How can a color be a flavor?

voice;

[onlyanapple]

I genuinely do not know, but that's what it said when I got it and after tasting it...it tastes of 'blue'. Like however you'd imagine blue to taste like- that's what it is.

voice;

[noprophecies]

How strange . . .

I would imagine "blue" would taste something like blueberries, were I to take a guess. Am I close?

voice;

[onlyanapple]

Nope, not even berry. Just...blue. You'd have to try it to get it. It's a weird Atroma thing.

voice;

[noprophecies]

I . . . see. This place is so strange sometimes.

voice;

[onlyanapple]

Tell me about it, just when I think I know the rules, they change on us.

voice;

[noprophecies]

Of course. Damned bastards.

voice;

[onlyanapple]

It's rude is what it is. How care you supposed to game the system when they keep shifting it around?

voice;

[noprophecies]

I think that may be why they are switching it around, actually.

voice;

[onlyanapple]

Probably. But it's still rude.