Takeshi [Gantz • Age 5] (
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driftfleet2018-01-01 01:01 am
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just a quick but important broadcast
Who: Takeshi and you!
Broadcast: everyone
Action: Goldstone if wanted
When: RIGHT AT MIDNIGHT, RIGHT INTO 2018.
[3.... 2.... 1....]
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, CROWLEY!!!
[BLOWS KAZOOS AND POPS POPPERS]
Broadcast: everyone
Action: Goldstone if wanted
When: RIGHT AT MIDNIGHT, RIGHT INTO 2018.
[3.... 2.... 1....]
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, CROWLEY!!!
[BLOWS KAZOOS AND POPS POPPERS]
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So come get your special prize for being a really cool old person!
[HE'S WAITING WITH CUPCAKES AND A PRESENT!]
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UGH. You know what, fine. Okay. Let's just- fucking get this over with.
[He's coming to find you, you tiny pain in the ass. ]
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And there he is, with a paper-wrapped small box and a thing full of rather nice-looking cupcakes.
Takeshi holds up his arms.]
Welcome to your birthday surprise! I couldn't get cake, but I got something just as good!
[Hoi Hoi is rolling on the floor in the background.... We expect this, at this point.]
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He steps a little closer, head tilted to one side, as if he's expecting this to be a terrible, awful trap. ]
...Right. Something just as good would be booze.
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Clearly a good gift!!]
And it lasts a lot longer, too!
[Upon opening it, he will find the following:
Spooky scary skeletons.]
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Those are ties with skeletons on them.
[Just gonna...state the obvious while he lets it sink in. ]
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Yeah! They're pretty badass, right?!
[LOOK HOW COOL, YOU'D LOOK SO AWESOME IN THESE, HUH?!?!]
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[All he can think is WOW THIS IS WHAT AZREAL LOOKS LIKE WITHOUT CLOTHES ON. ]
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Do you not like them...? I was real certain you would, but...
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No. No. They're...really neat. I. Like them. Thumbs up, fantastic gift.
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Oh, good...! I was real worried there for a second that I'd let you down...
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Nah, you couldn't do that, kiddo.