complicatedliar: (She wouldn't be surprised)
Loki ([personal profile] complicatedliar) wrote in [community profile] driftfleet2018-01-14 06:34 pm

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Who: Loki
Broadcast: Yes
Action: On the Vanquish
When: Current

[Action]
[As getting unceremoniously deposited in another realm goes, this doesn't even make Loki's top ten. No one's shooting at him. He didn't get sucked through a black hole. He's not even anywhere close in space, if the stars are any judge. And so the stay on the Marsiva is downright... relaxing once he breathes through his moment of oh Hell at thinking he's been dragged onto the ship he and Thor had just seen.

(And where is Thor, by the way? Well, they tend to run across each other eventually, despite either of their best efforts.)

And then he gets dumped onto yet another, much smaller ship. With confetti.

He's really tired of getting thrown around. He'd like to stab someone over it, really. But it's the same game as Sakaar: Get the lay of the land. Play it externally nice. Figure out how to claw to the top and stick a sharp dagger into the right person's back. And so on.

And in the meantime... guided by an urge he doesn't quite understand, he finds himself in the ship's kitchen, still having avoided the occupants--he knows there are some, since he can smell them--and confronted with the primitive setup. And ingredients. And an itch in his fingers and the back of his brain. And... well.

Two hours later, he's staring broodily at a very fine Smörgåstårta and wondering just what is even going on.]


This has got to be one of the odder things that's ever happened to me.

[He's bemused. He didn't even do anything this time.

And Smörgåstårta is a good listener. Apparently.]


[Network]
[He might as well make the most of this bizarre situation, Loki decides. Start the ingratiating and figuring out the social dynamics of this spatial armpit, all that. He takes a very nice picture of the Smörgåstårta and deposits it onto the network, with a message:]

Dinner is served.
outstandingbalance: (pic#6950503)

[personal profile] outstandingbalance 2018-01-15 02:26 am (UTC)(link)
[Welcome to Vanquish; being here means that Natasha doesn't have to waste time shuttling over to get to the kitchen. She just needs to leave her quarters and peak in.

Thor has brought her up to date on events—assuming Loki is from the same timeline as his brother.]


I wouldn't have pegged you for a chef.

[Standing to one side, very pointedly not taking an aggressive stance.]

Augment?
universal_charm: (Oh?)

network;

[personal profile] universal_charm 2018-01-15 02:30 am (UTC)(link)
Dinner or dessert?
rebuildyourruins: (Charades.)

text.

[personal profile] rebuildyourruins 2018-01-15 02:40 am (UTC)(link)
Did you make that or get it from the planet?

[Because honestly if they had Smörgåstårta on Selvig-9 and Thor missed it, he's going to be so annoyed at himself.]
dreamofakuze: (Watching)

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[personal profile] dreamofakuze 2018-01-15 02:59 am (UTC)(link)
[Shit food just sort of came with the territory when it came to life on a ship, so what the Vanquish had to offer was fairly par-for the course. So when some smell that was half-way decent starts coming from the kitchen, Shepard has no choice but to need to investigate.

Plus, this was half his ship now, he needed to know what was going on with it.

He stops just inside the doorway and looks from...food(?) to man to the questionably edible substance on display.]


What is that?
beneathmoonlight: (Awe)

Network

[personal profile] beneathmoonlight 2018-01-15 04:18 am (UTC)(link)
I’ve never tried that before...but it looks...yummy?
selfhelp: art from callmekitto.tumblr.com ([billy] yeaaaah how about no)

[personal profile] selfhelp 2018-01-15 05:38 am (UTC)(link)
[good lord talk about complex food design.]

can't tell if salad or cake
outstandingbalance: (pic#10792593)

[personal profile] outstandingbalance 2018-01-15 05:56 am (UTC)(link)
And surprises, I don't doubt.

[In some ways, he might be in luck to be on Natasha's ship... though at this point, it's hard to say. They've all been here long enough not to jump into anything stupid.]

And I'm sure that... whatever that is—[A pointed glance at the smörgåstårta.]—is delicious.

[If he's on good behavior, she can be too.]

Your brother will be happy to see you.
rebuildyourruins: (Ohhh this is the wrong arena.)

text. 1/3

[personal profile] rebuildyourruins 2018-01-15 08:57 am (UTC)(link)
It's surprisingly intact then.

[What a weird comment though. .....]
rebuildyourruins: (Default)

[personal profile] rebuildyourruins 2018-01-15 08:59 am (UTC)(link)
[Hm.

Thor flips through the rest of the responses so far. Back to the photo of the smörgåstårta. He hasn't seen one of those in a long time, not since home.

On a hunch, he goes to look through the ship manifests at the bridge. Not something he's ever bothered to do before.

...

...

...]
rebuildyourruins: (Premonition premonition.)

> action.

[personal profile] rebuildyourruins 2018-01-15 09:09 am (UTC)(link)
[It's maybe fifteen minutes after that last text came through that the sound of rapidly approaching footsteps comes ringing up the corridor, and then Thor's suddenly in the doorway, giving Loki a look of uncertain bafflement.

--before lobbing a ball of paper at him.]
beneathmoonlight: (Default)

Re: Network

[personal profile] beneathmoonlight 2018-01-15 11:57 am (UTC)(link)
Do you cook a lot? I’ve been assigned to my ship’s kitchens myself...

Oh, and I’m Atsushi Nakajima by the way!
fantachetic: (010)

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[personal profile] fantachetic 2018-01-15 02:30 pm (UTC)(link)
I was starting to believe there was no one with a sense of culture here. Well done.
brainiest: please don't take! (sunshines and daises)

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[personal profile] brainiest 2018-01-15 07:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Do many odd things happen to you?

[ Hermione walks into the kitchen, tilting her head and offering him a small smile. ]

Or is that a bit of a silly question?
Edited 2018-01-15 19:24 (UTC)
alwayscomeback: DNS (Come again)

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[personal profile] alwayscomeback 2018-01-15 11:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Does it have meat in it?

[Asking the important questions. ]
Edited 2018-01-15 23:01 (UTC)

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