[Being the Totally Professional Hero he is, he focuses only on the important things about what she's just said]

Well, nobody makes me- hold on, sidekicks? You have those? And actual superheroes to show 'em the ropes?

[And Spider-Sulk is a go- he'll even move back up to a crouch just to cross his arms and make his displeasure with the universe visible]

Now I definitely feel cheated. You got superhero mentorships, and all I got was some comic books and one heck of a difficulty curve!