options this month: too hot, too cold, just right, and... metal box in space.

[deviances]

Who: Blue Fish crew and any visitors!
Broadcast: I guess if you wanna
Action: on the Blue Fish!
When: All month!

[ Sup Blue Fish? It's mingle time~ Don't get yourself sunburned. Or freezerburned. ]

Comments

[alwayscomeback]

I'm not sure what a golem is. But yeah, if you're stuck in place, I can see where a hatred of birds comes from.

[ENEMY BIRDS.]

[reluctantbastard]

Big rock person controlled with a magic rod. Though Shale's broke and I dunno if she would have been better or worse if it hadn't been.

And she hated birds a lot, but it was definitely geared more towards pigeons for some reason. Had complaints from some of the people in the capital about squashed pigeons in certain areas.

[SHALE WHY?]

[alwayscomeback]

So...like a robot? But a rock robot?

[SO WEIRD. ]

Well, pigeons poop all over statues, right? So if she was still a lot, they probably pooped on her. It's a reasonable reason to hold a grudge.

[reluctantbastard]

I... gueeeeeess? They're golems.

[Look, he doesn't ask about dwarves anymore. They'll do a lot of creepy stuff. Besides, golems used to be dwarves. Who knows?]

Well, birds are pretty gross. I don't blame her for being upset. But, she just squishes 'em all for fun. No matter that they may or may not have crapped on her.

[alwayscomeback]

[It's not something any sane person would wonder too much about. Which probably explains why Sokka asks questions about it. ]

That...seems to be a lot of dead birds. That'd be messy too right? Bird...pieces everywhere?

[reluctantbastard]

[Sokka, no. Just no.]

Yeah, but what does Shale care about that? It's not like she's the one who people complain to about all the dead birds. They're all too afraid that she'll squash them. And I'm not certain they're wrong. The only human she actually likes is Riona.

[alwayscomeback]

Well. If you're gonna pick a human you like, we've both got to admit, Riona's pretty up there.

[reluctantbastard]

Hey, no complaints from me. She's my favorite person as well.

[alwayscomeback]

Glad to know we can agree on that much.