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Lance ([personal profile] the_tailor) wrote in [community profile] driftfleet2018-02-06 12:53 pm

video

Who: Lance and you!
Broadcast: Fleetwide video
Action: Iskaulit
When: Early February


[The scene: The swimming pool on the Iskaulit. The players: Lance (dressed in his favorite blue swimming trunks) and...something splashing about in the water. The aforementioned person is grinning widely at the screen, his hair wet and plastered against his face, skin damp.]

Everyooooone! I can't believe I didn't introduce you all to my new best buddy--okay, one of my new best buddies, no offense to current best buddies. I met him on Selvin-9, and he was too adorable to leave behind. Hang on, lemme grab him--

[Lance kneels down next to the water and gives a little whistle. A small, brown shape swims over, and Lance scoops him up into his arms before moving back to the camera. It's a young otter, looking absolutely adorable, as baby otters should.]

Everyone meet Oliver the otter! He's incredibly cute, he's fast, and he's a great swimmer. Me and him have a ton alike, obviously. We're usually at the Iskaulit every day for a swim, so come say hi sometime!

[personal profile] padadin 2018-02-25 05:01 am (UTC)(link)
I'll make sure to check you for flees too then.

[When Keith complains about Shiro's sense of humor THERE'S A GOOD REASON FOR IT.]

[personal profile] padadin 2018-03-01 04:43 pm (UTC)(link)
You aren't putting Olive through beauty treatments too, are you?

[Lance, please.]

[personal profile] padadin 2018-03-05 05:42 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh god, why did he even ask.]

I was kidding, Lance. I don't think there are beauty treatments for otters. [...are there? Who knows what some aliens could've invented.] Just make sure to wash his fur and brush it often.

[He's never had an otter but... that's the basics, right? For a nice fur, at least. Can't be that different.]