Looma Red Wind (Four-Armed Force of Nature) (
tough_love) wrote in
driftfleet2018-03-15 05:36 pm
Entry tags:
Helpful (?) Advice | Video
Who: Looma Red Wind
Broadcast: Video
Action: n/a
When: Now!
[Looma...hasn't exactly been feeling this new planet. Fresh food and supplies out in the open, with not a soul in sight to stop them? And they seem to be replenished every day, no matter how much is taken? Something smells foul.
Which is why she's bothering with this broadcast. Or, well, part of the reason. She's not entirely sure why she feels compelled to warn anyone, just that it's an annoying compulsion that just won't go away.]
I am well aware many of you have found what this planet has to offer. I would strongly advise against spending any more time on the surface than necessary. And I would especially caution against lowering your guard or consuming any food you may find here.
[There's an obviously uncomfortable glance away from the camera, before she brings herself to continue.]
Just know that if I wished to set a trap to draw my enemies into the open so that I might annihilate them all, this would be the easiest option. I have no intention of doing so, but that is hardly comforting.
This world feels like a trap. And I would advise you all to be cautious. Nothing of value is ever offered freely.
[There. She's warned the lot of you. She is still not completely certain why- some misguided sense of solidarity, maybe- only that she felt compelled to speak up. Whether or not anyone actually heeds that warning is outside of her control.]
Broadcast: Video
Action: n/a
When: Now!
[Looma...hasn't exactly been feeling this new planet. Fresh food and supplies out in the open, with not a soul in sight to stop them? And they seem to be replenished every day, no matter how much is taken? Something smells foul.
Which is why she's bothering with this broadcast. Or, well, part of the reason. She's not entirely sure why she feels compelled to warn anyone, just that it's an annoying compulsion that just won't go away.]
I am well aware many of you have found what this planet has to offer. I would strongly advise against spending any more time on the surface than necessary. And I would especially caution against lowering your guard or consuming any food you may find here.
[There's an obviously uncomfortable glance away from the camera, before she brings herself to continue.]
Just know that if I wished to set a trap to draw my enemies into the open so that I might annihilate them all, this would be the easiest option. I have no intention of doing so, but that is hardly comforting.
This world feels like a trap. And I would advise you all to be cautious. Nothing of value is ever offered freely.
[There. She's warned the lot of you. She is still not completely certain why- some misguided sense of solidarity, maybe- only that she felt compelled to speak up. Whether or not anyone actually heeds that warning is outside of her control.]

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As someone who has been in a good many battles, I would prefer boring. Unfortunately, I also don't have any say in the matter. I'd say it's likely you get your wish.
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[And drag her whole crew into it with her, more likely than not. But at this point, most of them probably expected it.]
You would not even have to offer much in trade!
no subject
I will gladly take you up on that offer. I've been dragged into one too many battles for my liking; it will be a welcome change to see somebody else do the fighting.
[Who's bitter about always being the fighter but never being asked? Certainly not Rose.]