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[monolike]

Who: EVERYBODY
Broadcast: Maybe
Action: Lone Breaker System
When: The fleet will be in this system from 3/10 to 4/14




Welcome to the Lone Breaker System. The planet consists of a single ghost town that replenishes its stock daily, and a desert that does not. There are quite a few points of interest, no consequences, and a mystery to be investigated!

→ More system info is here!

Comments

[rebuildyourruins]

[Of all the dubious things in this town, the spam can ranks... well, maybe in the top five. Thor glances up from his deliberations over the thing when Carl speaks up.]

No, I don't think I would anyway. What is it meant to be?

[That's the part he can't work out.]

[postocular]

It looks like Spam.. It's a really weird meat. I'm not really sure what it's supposed to be made of. It kinda looks like ham and smells like death.

Old people like to slice it up and fry it. [ His dad likes spam, but he's a fuckin' weirdo. ]

[rebuildyourruins]

[What the Fuck. Thor glances back at the can and just... puts it back on the shelf.]

None of that sounds like how meat should be. Why would anyone bother with it when there's better fare?

[postocular]

I don't know. Sometimes there's not a choice, but if there is? Literally anything else is preferred.

[rebuildyourruins]

I don't think these people were lacking in choices.

[If the grocery store is anything to go by, there are hundreds of other options. Though that still begs the question of why spam.]

Meat shouldn't be canned in the first place. It's just... weird.

[postocular]

Hey, I'm not arguing that. It's really weird! And probably filled with weird, alien preservatives.

[rebuildyourruins]

Not everything alien is weird, you know.

[Says the literal space viking.]

And if they have spam on Earth, then I'd call that equally weird.

[postocular]

Well I know that much. Earth is pretty damn weird sometimes, too.

..Yeah, that exists.

[rebuildyourruins]

Oh, I know.

[At least someone gets it. Earth regularly confuses him, though he's gotten much better at accepting those things for what they are.]

Then you have my condolences.