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Poll #19845 Ship names

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Which is the worst ship name on the fleet

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Bloodsport (must be full of psychopaths)
2 (20.0%)

Red Fish (. . . really . . . )
0 (0.0%)

Blue Fish (sad)
1 (10.0%)

Wonderduck (as opposed to the average duck, I assume)
5 (50.0%)

Tourist (the worst kind of people)
1 (10.0%)

Huntress (but not hunter???)
0 (0.0%)

Bishop (for archaic lovers)
0 (0.0%)

First Breath (useless name)
1 (10.0%)

Starstruck (for the hopeless romantic, I assume)
0 (0.0%)

Heron (did you run out of birds?)
0 (0.0%)

Which is the worst ship name on the fleet (part two)

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Blameless (you WISH)
4 (50.0%)

Goldstone (gold is not a stone)
3 (37.5%)

Twin Roses (because that's how botany works)
1 (12.5%)

Comments

[airily]

Kinda like pretty much everything around here?

[dothelokimotion]

That would be giving the people here too much credit.

[airily]

I've been here long enough. Everything's kinda convoluted and dumb.

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Everything being?

[airily]

Everything?

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[ Ah. A simpleton. ]

I'm assuming if you don't have examples, you lack the brainpower to muster it up.

[airily]

You don't have to be an asshole, you know.

Things like bringing people here. Making them young again. The idea of this being for some weird drama. It doesn't make sense. There's more to it and none of us are figuring it out easily.

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I wouldn't call that convoluted. Perhaps a little beyond what most consider possible, but not particular hard to believe.