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Poll #19845 Ship names

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Which is the worst ship name on the fleet

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Bloodsport (must be full of psychopaths)
2 (20.0%)

Red Fish (. . . really . . . )
0 (0.0%)

Blue Fish (sad)
1 (10.0%)

Wonderduck (as opposed to the average duck, I assume)
5 (50.0%)

Tourist (the worst kind of people)
1 (10.0%)

Huntress (but not hunter???)
0 (0.0%)

Bishop (for archaic lovers)
0 (0.0%)

First Breath (useless name)
1 (10.0%)

Starstruck (for the hopeless romantic, I assume)
0 (0.0%)

Heron (did you run out of birds?)
0 (0.0%)

Which is the worst ship name on the fleet (part two)

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Blameless (you WISH)
4 (50.0%)

Goldstone (gold is not a stone)
3 (37.5%)

Twin Roses (because that's how botany works)
1 (12.5%)

Comments

[dothelokimotion]

Even the previous names don't seem like much of an improvement.

[onlyanapple]

They're really not. Honestly, most of the names sound like Atroma just put a bunch of seperate nouns in a hat and then pulled two out at the same time and mashed those together to make a spaceship name.

[dothelokimotion]

It is barely that. But I suppose that was the point.

[onlyanapple]

The more ridiculous the better. I guess they make for snazzy merchandise. Easy buzzwords, you know?

[dothelokimotion]

I still think better marketing could be involved.

[onlyanapple]

Feel free to tell them that. I'm sure they'll only too happy to listen to any and all suggestions you'd like to make.

No. Wait. Opposite of that.

[dothelokimotion]

Why would I tell them?

I could simply do it myself.

[onlyanapple]

Oh wow. So you think you can actually make the changes yourself?

Oh. That's cute.

[dothelokimotion]

Unless they can come down and get me, how will they stop me?

[onlyanapple]

Oh, sweetheart. They don't need to come down to get you. They can do whatever they like to you from wherever they're currently hiding. They're already in your head.

[dothelokimotion]

I don't doubt they're in yours. It can't have been too hard to get in.

[onlyanapple]

You keep telling yourself that, if it makes you feel better.

[dothelokimotion]

It does, actually.

You broke. I don't plan to.

[onlyanapple]

Technically, you already did. This is your second time here.

[dothelokimotion]

That doesn't count. I do not remember it.

[onlyanapple]

But it still HAPPENED, Loki :)

[dothelokimotion]

I don't have to acknowledge it if I don't remember it.

It could be a clone. Or an alternate version. That doesn't make it me.

[onlyanapple]

That's like sticking your head in the sand just to spite the coming tide.

But what do I care? This place and everything like it gets everyone eventually. But sure. You're the one person it hasn't got. A super special snowflake.

[dothelokimotion]

You don't. You're playing the devil's advocate to get a rise.

And a stooge.

[onlyanapple]

A stooge for what, exactly? Atroma?

[dothelokimotion]

Why not?

You're spreading their message. No wonder they keep you around.

[onlyanapple]

[If only Loki could hear the laughter.]

W O W

Did you sprain anything leaping to that conclusion?

[dothelokimotion]

Well, why else would they keep you here? Your conversation so far has been derivative. You offer little to no entertainment value. You may have some close friends, but I doubt anyone would truly miss you when you're gone. You're numb to the system.

You probably simply drift from moment to moment with no plans whatever.

[onlyanapple]

I know you're trying to hurt me, but you've pretty much wrapped my existence up in one in that last sentence, so good job.

[dothelokimotion]

It wasn't particularly deep.