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Poll #19845 Ship names

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Which is the worst ship name on the fleet

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Bloodsport (must be full of psychopaths)
2 (20.0%)

Red Fish (. . . really . . . )
0 (0.0%)

Blue Fish (sad)
1 (10.0%)

Wonderduck (as opposed to the average duck, I assume)
5 (50.0%)

Tourist (the worst kind of people)
1 (10.0%)

Huntress (but not hunter???)
0 (0.0%)

Bishop (for archaic lovers)
0 (0.0%)

First Breath (useless name)
1 (10.0%)

Starstruck (for the hopeless romantic, I assume)
0 (0.0%)

Heron (did you run out of birds?)
0 (0.0%)

Which is the worst ship name on the fleet (part two)

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Blameless (you WISH)
4 (50.0%)

Goldstone (gold is not a stone)
3 (37.5%)

Twin Roses (because that's how botany works)
1 (12.5%)

Comments

[dothelokimotion]

And yet, everyone seems to have an opinion.

[ funny, that. ]

What would you consider entertaining?

[wallcrawler]

A day of running experiments in the lab, but that's why I don't get to pick.

[Also: safety concerns.]

But, I dunno- a fleet-wide game of Capture the Flag? Each ship gets one, winner is the team that gets the most back to their own ship? Seems like there's enough different people from different worlds here it would be interesting to watch play out.

Just about anything seems more engaging than staring at a list of names.

[dothelokimotion]

I've never heard of Capture the Flag.

[wallcrawler]

...really?

[He thought this was a pretty common- whatever, he'll just chalk it up to multiverse shenanigans.]

Well, there's all kinds of variations, but the main rule is always that you need to sneak into the opposing team's territory, steal their flag, and make it back to your own flag with it.

Well, you don't have to sneak, but it's usually the best way- no one in their own territory can be taken out of the game, but anyone caught in another team's can.

[dothelokimotion]

Ah. We have those but they tend to have more violence involved.

[ No one would want to play the Asgardian version. ]

[wallcrawler]

I'd like to clarify that my suggestion was for the non-violent option.

[Or at least non-lethal]

[dothelokimotion]

So the boring one. I'm not surprised.

[wallcrawler]

[Ah. He's one of those types.]

Look, just because this augment came bundled with medical training doesn't mean I'm in any hurry to use it.

[dothelokimotion]

A pity. That seems like a waste.

[wallcrawler]

Pretty sure the bigger waste would be using up medical supplies unnecessarily.

[This isn't Asgard, Loki, there is no reason for people to get stabbed during games. Or in general.]

holy shit how did I miss this I'm sorryyyy

[dothelokimotion]

It's not as though we're using them for anything else.