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Poll #19845 Ship names

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Which is the worst ship name on the fleet

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Bloodsport (must be full of psychopaths)
2 (20.0%)

Red Fish (. . . really . . . )
0 (0.0%)

Blue Fish (sad)
1 (10.0%)

Wonderduck (as opposed to the average duck, I assume)
5 (50.0%)

Tourist (the worst kind of people)
1 (10.0%)

Huntress (but not hunter???)
0 (0.0%)

Bishop (for archaic lovers)
0 (0.0%)

First Breath (useless name)
1 (10.0%)

Starstruck (for the hopeless romantic, I assume)
0 (0.0%)

Heron (did you run out of birds?)
0 (0.0%)

Which is the worst ship name on the fleet (part two)

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Blameless (you WISH)
4 (50.0%)

Goldstone (gold is not a stone)
3 (37.5%)

Twin Roses (because that's how botany works)
1 (12.5%)

Comments

[noprophecies]

I would bet money on it, dear. No offense.

[dothelokimotion]

Then you're betting in favor of our overlords?

[noprophecies]

Must you phrase it that way?

[dothelokimotion]

How should it be phrased? Our masters?

[noprophecies]

Bite your bloody tongue.

[dothelokimotion]

[ Loki just laughs. ]

Cynicism is one thing, but I'm not ready to bow.

[noprophecies]

Betting on you jinxing yourself is not bowing, it is simply expecting the inevitable.

[dothelokimotion]

Why?

Expecting the inevitable is the same as surrendering to it.

[noprophecies]

But is it really surrendering when there is no way to fight against it?

[dothelokimotion]

[ Loki is a lot of things but compliant has never been one of them. He'll fight tooth and nail, whatever way he can. He can lie, scheme his way into someone's favor but he's always his own person. ]

I do not believe in "no way". Nor will I ever choose to.

[noprophecies]

Then I certainly hope you figure out a way to avoid it.

[dothelokimotion]

Or I will find my own way to fight it.

[noprophecies]

If you're successful, do share your methods, dear. Not everyone here is complacent.

[dothelokimotion]

[ Hmm. He nods. ]

I'll be sure to do so.