[ audio ]

[signifies]

Who: Clark Kent and you.
Broadcast: Fleetwide.
Action: Aboard the Marsiva.
When: The week of his arrival.

I don't suppose I could click my heels three times. . . [ Only Clark gets his little joke. ]

I'll keep this brief. My name is Clark - I'm from Kansas.

[ He's been the new guy at work often enough to sound chill about this, but he is feeling a little shaky having woken up here in the middle of his workday. To top it off, not being able to hear his mother's heartbeat is jarring.

There's some stress baking in Clark's future. ]

What do you make of this place? I'm curious to know how it compares to where you come from.

Comments

[ audio ]

[privateeyed]

[oh my god Clark]

No, I'm cracking a joke. I'm like 99% sure no one is buying souls here.

[ audio ]

[signifies]

I thought so, but this is also my first time in space. [ Sheepish. ]

[ audio ]

[privateeyed]

You and me both, buddy. Half the shit here is outlandish nonsense, though, so I can't even warn you for the crazy shit properly. It's all - magic and shit that's like magic but not.

[ audio ]

[signifies]

[ Wait until you find out Clark's an alien! ]

It's still more than what the brochure said.

[ audio ]

[privateeyed]

[he's going to think it's so cool]

Yeah, that's true. The brochure sucks.

[ audio ]

[signifies]

You don't say.

Thanks anyway. If you think of anything else, you can reach me at this number.

[ audio ]

[privateeyed]

Yeah, same. I'm on the Huntress, if you want the bullshit in-person.

[ audio ]

[signifies]

I'll see you soon, then.