[ audio ]

[signifies]

Who: Clark Kent and you.
Broadcast: Fleetwide.
Action: Aboard the Marsiva.
When: The week of his arrival.

I don't suppose I could click my heels three times. . . [ Only Clark gets his little joke. ]

I'll keep this brief. My name is Clark - I'm from Kansas.

[ He's been the new guy at work often enough to sound chill about this, but he is feeling a little shaky having woken up here in the middle of his workday. To top it off, not being able to hear his mother's heartbeat is jarring.

There's some stress baking in Clark's future. ]

What do you make of this place? I'm curious to know how it compares to where you come from.

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[audio ]

[signifies]

Er, I hadn't thought - [ Wow, this is awkward for him. ]

So you just. . . hang around?

[audio ]

[onlyanapple]

On Earth? Basically. Here? I have a bar. Which I hang around in.

[audio ]

[signifies]

[ He still has so many questions. ]

Do you like Earth?

[audio ]

[onlyanapple]

[Oh, if Clark could see Crowley's grin right now. ]

Of course. I've been sanctioned there for six millennia. Love the place. Wouldn't be without it. It's got all the best things. Wine, sushi, cars, humans.

[audio ]

[signifies]

[ There's a short pause before Clark replies. ]

You know, I have the distinct feeling you enjoy messing with me.

[ He doesn't seem upset about it, though. ]

[audio ]

[onlyanapple]

Got it in one, Bucko. Always been a bright spark, you. Under all the goody-two-shoes shtick, anyway,

[It's all in GOOD nature, though. Or as good as Crowley gets.]