dothelokimotion: (They are not songs)
🐍 loki odinson 🐍 ([personal profile] dothelokimotion) wrote in [community profile] driftfleet2018-05-07 06:44 pm

[ video + planet catchall ] so bring your good times and your laughter too

Who: Loki + You
Broadcast: Yes
Action: Yes
When: Right here, right now.

[ video ]

[ Loki is sitting on a chair, decked in . . . a large fancy red robe. The background music is currently playing this song, something he heard on the planet and immediately stole for his own needs. He's sitting on the chair, legs slightly up in the air like he don't care because guess what — ]

It seems my request was approved and I am now the captain of the First Breath. Rest assured, I will treat my crew benevolently. Possibly with beer and movies.


[ i. knife play ]

[ Loki has never liked competitions.

Which seems like a paradox because Loki certainly likes to win. But he never had the acumen for Asgard's sports. He could barely lift their swords and axes, after all, constantly stumbling and falling into the dirt. A weakling. It was his mother, a shield-maiden of old who gifted him with his daggers, showed him the form he needed. And like the crack of a white, Loki's knife-throw was impeccable. He could cut down men twice his size meters away. So he found himself here, one of the Bright Birds (for now), flicking daggers at the bulls eye with ease, letting the applause wash over him.

It felt . . . good. That doesn't happen very often for Loki. Briefly, he wonders if this is how Thor feels all the time. He waves back briefly. ]


Why thank you. Please bring out a challenge, next time.

[ ii. poker ]

[ Money is not something Loki gives a lot of thought to. He has noticed the decent influx of money that comes to him via the Atroma and he is a little pleased. A twisted sense of appreciation in a way (something Loki has never been fully able to rebuke, even if he recognizes where it stems from). Either way, he's not going to complain about it as he moves the cash forward before leaning back with a lazy smirk. His opponent looks most disgruntled, folding his cards and leaving Loki with the winnings. As they leave Loki's table, some of Loki's cards vanish in a flicker of gold light. As the next person approaches, Loki smiles, sitting up straight. ]

Care for a game?

[ iii. thor merchandise ]

[ Eventually, the lure of competing (and winning easily, even if he is cheating half the time) gets old, so he takes up the lucrative job of marketing. Everyone who comes up to the stall gets a Thor button to pin on their shirts. Unfortunately, after a while, the button changes to "THOR SUCKS" because that's just how life is. However, when you come back for your refund, Loki is gone.

But for now, you can come up and get some authentic Thor merchandise! ]


[ wildcard your adventure! ]

[ Loki can be found at the fashion shows, checking out art galleries and the libraries. You can drop a PM for an idea/starter or ping me at [plurk.com profile] captainkink ]
privateeyed: (pic#12187435)

[personal profile] privateeyed 2018-05-10 05:51 am (UTC)(link)
So I don't have an education because I used the word "stupid"? You're reaching, dude.

And I'm not going to deny it, it's probably true. But again - don't give a fuck. And I'm here because I've got nothing better to do. And it's fun pushing your buttons.
privateeyed: (pic#12181901)

[personal profile] privateeyed 2018-05-10 06:04 am (UTC)(link)
[both eyebrows shoot up in surprise - the novelty of magic has worn off on him by now, and honestly, he's not going to go off about how cool it is to Loki now]

Go ahead. I don't have shame, and I've got a feeling this hurts you more than it hurts me.
privateeyed: (i think they got it all wrong)

[personal profile] privateeyed 2018-05-10 05:49 pm (UTC)(link)
What, did you thing I didn't have any? I'll take that compliment.