[Public - Video]

[tallasaking]

Who: Tyrion Lannister
Broadcast: Public
Action: The Marvisa
When: Right about now.


[Welcome to a view on the Marvisa, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome back your friendly neighborhood Tyrion Lannister who sits up blearily to stare into the camera with sleepy mis-matched eyes of green and black. He blinks a few times, runs a hand through his too thick golden curls, then peers at his surroundings. A sigh escapes his lips.]

... so either I have over imbibed or the Lords of Atroma have seen fit to kick me out and then kick me back in again. Lovely.

[He cracks his neck to the left, to the right, and strokes his beard.]

Since I am stuck on this ship for the next few days -- hello friends. What have I missed and what terrible trouble are we in now?

Comments

[tallasaking]

Oh were you now? I Never Could Have Guessed.

[See that smile? It turns downright smug.]

Too true, too true. Not to mention that I've returned so something will have to explode to greet me.

[bryces_pup]

[Riona sticks her tongue out at him.]

Oh like you were a perfect little child?

[But no, she admits she was something of a nightmare back then. Thank the Maker for Oriana coming along and setting her straight.]

Hmmm... perhaps we should find something to blow up. That way we get in the obligatory explosion but direct it at something not important.

[tallasaking]

Oh no, I was an absolute monster.

[Cheerily said, from one big smile.]

Just ask my horrible relations. I was a monster all around.

...I rather like this.

[bryces_pup]

...Yeeeah, don't mind if I don't take their word for it. Not exactly fonts of reasonable judgment, that lot.

[Granted, she's only ever heard other people's accounts of them, but Tyrion and the Starks' recollection of the other Lannisters matches up.]

Now we need an explosive and something to actually explode.

[tallasaking]

... That is a fair assessment, there.

[Smiiirk. Yes, no one ever trust his family they will all live longer.]

Look towards the Marvisa. Perhaps it will pop up more magical armories.

[bryces_pup]

Perhaps, but I also don't want to risk that thing breaking out one of its guns and blowing up something we don't want it to. Like, our ships.

[tallasaking]

Fair enough - how about we explode an empty lifepod for giggles?

[bryces_pup]

Now that's more like it. Though we'd need to find a ship willing to part with theirs.