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Who: Tyrion Lannister
Broadcast: Public
Action: The Marvisa
When: Right about now.

[Welcome to a view on the Marvisa, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome back your friendly neighborhood Tyrion Lannister who sits up blearily to stare into the camera with sleepy mis-matched eyes of green and black. He blinks a few times, runs a hand through his too thick golden curls, then peers at his surroundings. A sigh escapes his lips.]

... so either I have over imbibed or the Lords of Atroma have seen fit to kick me out and then kick me back in again. Lovely.

[He cracks his neck to the left, to the right, and strokes his beard.]

Since I am stuck on this ship for the next few days -- hello friends. What have I missed and what terrible trouble are we in now?

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Captain, yeah. Aren't they the ones who call the shots around here, at least where their ships involved?

[He laughs.] Ha! I like where this is going. You're on, soon as you get off that rig.

Really depends on the Captain ... but yes, for the most part. I've always seen it as more of an honorary title, after all.

[He tips a bow.] Good! I am always glad to have another drinking companion.

Maybe most of the time, but when shit goes ass up, it's better if one person's calling the shots. So far, mine seems pretty good at it, and that suits me fine.

[He chuckles.]

If that's your game, Tyrion, the Iron Bull is with you.

Oh well then I might be in trouble ... mine seems to just want to make everyone like him.

[Good thing he always had so many weapons...]

My game is ... well it's complicated but there are tits and wine? Will that suffice?

Is it you?

[He's grinning alright? It's a joke, big guy.]

...well, shit. Yeah. I'm game. Anybody I know?

Not any more! [He grins in turn.] My main concern was making sure we were armed to the teeth - then making everyone like me.

Not yet. And you get to have all the tits, as I am a married man. [See this generous sacrifice, Bull?]

Ha! I like the way you think, Tyrion. A captain should be liked by his crew.

What, your wife doesn't give you tits, anymore? [He shakes his head.] Humans are weird.

And he should also arm them.

Aaaaah I had an arranged marriage ... so ... tits weren't really on the table. Then. They might be in my future though!

Good. Where I come from, just about every nobleman has a mistress or ten. Maybe I can keep an eye out for you.

[Get it? Just the one...since it's the only one he's got.]

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