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[sylphid]

Who: Fie Claussell! And others maybe
Broadcast: Yes!
Action: Also yes! Planet or Wonderduck or wherever
When: May 9, late afternoon, Action the rest of the system

[Here's Fie, addressing the network on video? What sort of witchcraft is this?? Actually, she's holding a piece of paper as if she's reading off a list. Okay then. Her voice is pretty monotonous like she's not thrilled about this.]

Just a few things.

One: Guess I missed my year mark and birthday by a month or however long. I'm seventeen, and happy anniversary, Mom. [Deal with, Shiro.]

Two: Good news. You can sign other people up for teams if you try hard enough. Also competitions.

Three: Bad news. That means other people can sign you up for teams and competitions. I'm now a member of the Starstrokers or whatever. Go... win?

[With a sigh, Fie tosses the paper aside and gives the feed a dead eyed stare.]

Better go prepare for a calligraphy contest now. Crowley, if I place, you're hanging my piece in your room. [And off the video goes.]


A - Competition! - Planet

[These are some weird ones. Calligraphy included, any competitions she participates in are ones Crowley signed her up for like limbo or plate spinning. While she's not thrilled with them, a good friend from home helped her see that holding back never benefits anyone, so she's doing her best.

Please, distract her or keep her company.]

B - Fight Club! - Planet

[Underground matches, safe or not so safe, are her own doing. Weapons are her preference, and she's often seen with her twin gunswords, ready to face an opponent much bigger than herself. Once things begin, it's hard to keep track of her. For someone Fie's size, her strength and especially speed are unexpected. It doesn't take long for her to finish things.

Care to fight or just there to watch? There's always a meet and greet afterwards.]

C - Food! - Planet

[Where there's new and weird food, there's Fie. Witnessing a small, silver haired teen walking amongst the crowd might be pretty common if someone's observant enough.

Offer her something new or voice some disgust. Whatever works.]

D - Other! - Anywhere

[Gardening in the Iskaulit, watching other contests, chilling around the Wonderduck, Fie actually does more than she lets on. Feel free to catch her at something!]

Comments

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[onlyanapple]

Please. This is one thing I can do, Hell is RUN on shitty fucking paperwork that's trapped in the sixteenth century. I might just give a fraction of a shit about this one just because you called me out on it.

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[sylphid]

Does that mean you're joining me in this one? I didn't sign you up.

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[onlyanapple]

I think it's a matter of principles and pride that I do.

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[sylphid]

You have those things?

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[onlyanapple]

I've been known to, on occasion.

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[mrfancyhat]

[Oh no. Oh no. Oh no.]

This is the worst thing I've ever heard.

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[sylphid]

And your face is the worst thing I've ever seen. Get to the point.

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[mrfancyhat]

The point is that I don't trust you. Or Vash. And will prepare myself for letting down teams.

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[sylphid]

Right. Like I'd announce my intentions for you first. Give me some more credit.

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[mrfancyhat]

[He pauses in disbelief.]

Could it be... that you have spared me this once?

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[padadin]

[Guess who is ignoring that last bit? YEP, THIS GUY.]

Seventeen, huh? Happy birthday, Fie. I wish you had told me the date before.

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[sylphid]

[Guess who's not letting him ignore it.]

I said happy anniversary, Mom.

1/2

[padadin]

So I heard.

[NOT SURPRISED...]

[padadin]

[...so still ignoring.]

Have you seen anything in the planet that you want as a gift?

[sylphid]

I want you to acknowledge my heartfelt desire for you to have a good anniversary.

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[paraclete]

It's good.

[Short and to-the-point, for once, though he's been fairly quiet lately. He's smiling, though.]

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[sylphid]

Are you sure?

[And she has no idea what he's talking about as usual.]

Somewhere on the Wonderduck, sometime in May!

[humene]

[Not long after Fie airs the video, Eleanor goes out to find Fie. She knew there was something she was missing!]

[If Fie's on the Wonderduck, the first place to check is her room. Eleanor knocks lightly.]

Fie? Are you in here?

nice and vague, i like it!!

[sylphid]

[She is met with the screaming of Edel, the armadillo and nothing else. So no, Fie isn't there.]

[humene]

[Of course Fie isn't there, but the armadillo is. The screeching catches Eleanor off-guard, and she nearly drops the bag that she's holding. Welp, Eleanor is a good soldier.]

[After her bedroom, the next places she checks for Fie are the lounge and the kitchen. Hopefully, there aren't any screaming animals there.]

[sylphid]

[And she's in neither of those places. But the giant rainbow snake is lounging in the lounge. Enjoy that.]

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[willynilly]

[VAGUELY HORRIFIED]

We missed your birthday!? We have to do something!! Happy birthday!

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[sylphid]

Well, probably. I dunno the exact date... or month. March or April is the best guess.

[willynilly]

Whaaaaat?

[HOW DOES ONE NOT KNOW THEIR OWN BIRTHDAY that's tragic.]

You should pick one, then! So we'll remember it for you!

[sylphid]

I'm a war orphan, so I don't know or remember things like that. We guessed based on my apparent age, and went with it from there.

[#merclife]

Nah, I'm good.