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[angelofthevored]

Who: Everyone
Broadcast: Yes
Action: N/A
When: Right Now


[Castiel perhaps looks a touch more severe than usual.]

Are any of you capable of surviving the vacuum of space?


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[angelofthevored]

[He does, but that's not the thing that's catching his attention here. Despite the obvious rebuttals, and despite the lack of interest in Castiel's plans at their first meeting, and despite the fact that whatever exact category this spirit is he's still absolutely a spirit, he's behaving distinctly........humany.]

You're concerned I'll lead someone into danger.

[tsunergy]

[There's a quiet huff on the other end.]

I'm concerned that someone'll get hurt, yeah.

[angelofthevored]

You needn't be concerned. [Well, people could very well get hurt, or die, but it's not like that's going to be avoidable.] I can heal most grievous wounds. Those accompanying me thus far are other angels or gods. We'll be fine.

[tsunergy]

[man you just can't help people.]

Fine, I'll just stand by for-

[wait]

Did you say angels?

[angelofthevored]

Yes. [said sort of wearily, preparing to tell this spirit that no he does not in fact have a harp, yes THAT god, sorry for him,]

[tsunergy]

[WHAT

THE

FUCK]

You don't feel anything like a seraph! What the heck were they all talking about!?

[angelofthevored]

[what are you talking about] I am a seraph. [Y'know, boring regular rank-and-file angel] I- sure, my wings aren't...what they once were, maybe, and I may be short some Grace even now...

[tsunergy]

[sCREAM EVEN HE SAYS IT, it's not fair!!!]

Why are seraphim always angels in other worlds!?

[angelofthevored]

It's just a word. [honestly dude chill, in another five thousand years it'll be a completely different one] It's possible we aren't even actually saying the same word, and that how these augments translate our mother tongues simply chooses the term most similar to the original.

[tsunergy]

[Okay, he can fully recognize how much sense that makes, because language is funny that way and he loves languages, but right now all it does is piss him off. It's always that word, every time, without fail. And it's absurd.]

Ugh! [that's stupid, you're stupid] Whatever, good luck with your crazy mission, don't get devoured by the Marsiva.

[HE'S HANGING UP, fuck off, angels suck.]

staring down at comm

[angelofthevored]

...devoured...? [that is the weirdest little nature spirit cas has ever come across]