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Edwin Jarvis ([personal profile] edwinjarvis) wrote in [community profile] driftfleet2018-05-28 06:00 pm

video;

Who: Edwin Jarvis and You!
Broadcast: Fleetwide!
Action: The Melting Pot, or Tourist!
When: Now-ish!

It is certainly that time of the year where I must broadcast the usual Help Wanted sign of sorts... Which is to say, if anyone would like a job in The Melting Pot, do let me know; we can always always use more hands on deck, especially cooks with any sort of capability. Hobbyists will even do, so long as you're not the kind of hobbyist to completely ruin a good meatloaf.

And I do apologize for being so missing in action because of it. I'm currently... woefully without aid here, at the moment. Which is hardly an issue when it's just the bistro in my hands, but I'd rather not slack on my other responsibilities.

[Like cleaning The Tourist to an uncomfortably shiny degree, or making at least two meals a day for the crew, or piloting people to their destinations, or making sure Miss Carter or Mr. Stark are doing well (and feeding them, too, shut up); he needs to be on his a-game!]

The pay is decent, and you're free to eat for free here.

... Like-wise, if you are not interested in a job but you're tired of whatever you're eating, by god, make your way here so I can properly feed you. And by all means, please tell me your favorite dishes; they may very well show up on the menu at some point, if I can get my hands on the ingredients necessary.

[He can be found at The Melting Pot, working everything solo (bless his soul), or he can be found on the SS Tourist, playing catch up by baking bread for the crew and setting out little cookie-like biscuits and a pot of well-heated coffee for whoever would be passing the kitchen table. He's humming a little tune to himself — an old 40's melody, though few other than his own friends would probably recognize it.

Unless you're one for old tunes.]
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[personal profile] candothat 2018-06-07 02:07 am (UTC)(link)
We enjoy your company as well, you know. That would be true even if you didn't feed us.

[He stands there a bit awkwardly, wanting to offer a hand but singularly untalented when it comes to kitchen things.]

Well, thank you. [Relatively.] Not so busy as you. Will you tell me if I can do anything to help, here or at your restaurant?
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[personal profile] candothat 2018-06-09 04:09 am (UTC)(link)
I would like to learn that, thank you. Maybe I'll have more talent for baking than I do for fighting.

[A punching bag beat him once, just ask Natasha.]

In return, I can give you practice accepting assistance.
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[personal profile] candothat 2018-06-13 02:33 am (UTC)(link)
[Aw, Jarvis is pretty easy to be around too. Pavel likes knowing someone who's relatively stable and predictable and is never bothered by formality. Those are rare qualities around the Fleet.]

I will, I admit, likely benefit more. I would like to apologize in advance for the unfairness of this exchange.
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[personal profile] candothat 2018-06-15 05:16 pm (UTC)(link)
That is largely dependent on the company.
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[personal profile] candothat 2018-06-17 03:26 am (UTC)(link)
That seems unfair. I don't know very much about lions, but some of them must be decent company.
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[personal profile] candothat 2018-06-18 12:36 am (UTC)(link)
Ah! Speaking of clawing posts... I should apologize for the state that you may find your Fleet-issued jumpsuit in. I was recently given a cat and those are her favorite things to claw at.
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[personal profile] candothat 2018-06-19 01:05 am (UTC)(link)
I'm sorry. I promise to replace anything that she damages.

[He was lONelY, he needs this cat.]
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[personal profile] candothat 2018-06-20 03:46 pm (UTC)(link)
...The zoo fiasco? I believe I missed that.
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[personal profile] candothat 2018-06-22 02:45 pm (UTC)(link)
A zoo just for himself? I think that that's how places like this happen—someone with too much power and too much boredom decides to become a collector.
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[personal profile] candothat 2018-06-28 02:37 am (UTC)(link)
Sorry, sorry. [A frown! Pavel is apologetic indeed.] Mr. Stark? Mr. Howard Stark?
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[personal profile] candothat 2018-06-29 06:37 pm (UTC)(link)
I am! Or I was. He was my employer in the City a long time ago. I didn't know him very well, regrettably.
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[personal profile] candothat 2018-07-02 02:24 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, this was a different city. Another universe like this one.

But I am from Earth—Petersburg, most recently—although it has been years since I was home.