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Who: Vash and those who tag!
Broadcast: Video, Fleet wide
Action: Around the space station
When: Right now! And all month!

Hello fellow fleet members! My name is Vash and I hope everyone is doing alright after all that action earlier. I've been running a few jobs to keep busy and I've managed to find a spare port compression coil... whatever that is. Does anyone need one? Or if you're having trouble getting some parts I have some spare money and could probably help. I mean, the ships only have so much room to carry things after all!

Ahhh, hahaha. And if any sheriffs? Cops? Space Lawman ask if you've seen me... tell them you have no idea who they're talking about please.

[Do you dare ask, WHY?

And if you want to run into Vash he will be around the space station. Hiding if anyone who looks remotely like they may want to arrest him comes by. Luckily he won't get arrested this time, but he'll be continuing to take on jobs that will earn him money or parts. He can't help very much with repairs, but he can at least get the parts for people.]

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No! I didn't get a chance to hide then! I've had a full three days already and still not caught!

[Vash. That's not something to be overly proud of.]

That means you will have way more time.

Exactly! And they can't arrest what they can't find! BUW HA HA HA!

...I'm gonna have to rescue you again, aren't I?

No! Because I didn't do anything!

On purpose.

On. Purpose.

Exactly! You can't arrest someone if they didn't break the law on purpose right?

I...

Actually, I'm pretty sure they can.

What? Really? But that's not fair! [Says the man who has been arrested WITHOUT actually doing anything wrong. Just wrong place and wrong time.] I wouldn't have-- I-I mean I'm sure NO ONE would have broken the law on purpose if they knew better! Or well... most people would.

...

You either live in the happiest place in the universe, or you really don't understand people at all.

[Vash only chuckles with a grin on his face. As if Sokka hadn't just pointed out a huge character flaw.] Hahaha. Maybe I don't.