mk. 13 (text)

[paraclete]

Who: Kaworu, you!
Broadcast: fleetwide text
Action: N/A initially
When: 6/28, midday

Well,

How long can you hold your breath?

I always forget. Or, I never quite remember. Yeah, definitely the latter.

Comments

[paraclete]

If you read one book, you don't learn everything. I'd like to be well-rounded, if you care to help.

[brothersboots]

Anyone who can't learn something from a book is a moron. Although, I suppose reading more than one does help make you less stupid.

What do I get if I help you?

[paraclete]

Probably, the satisfaction of being more intelligent than me. What else would you like?

[brothersboots]

That was never in question, I think.

But I could use some amusement, so I guess I'll help you.

To answer you question, you should go swim in the pool on the Iskaulit and forget to breathe. That'd take care of that quickly.

[paraclete]

Oh, I see. You're mistakenly believing I have the need for that. It's all right.

[brothersboots]

Then I'm sure you know someone who does. There are plenty of breathers on the Fleet. Recruit one to stand in for your experiment.

[Edna, you know that's now how you do the friending thing. Be nicer. Ish.]

If you don't breathe, you must be something other than human. What are you?